Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Abaddon]

Assuming the role as Captain, I demand my wages be paid.

 

[Seon]

I use the Infinity Sword to teleport the entire ship and its crew into the world between worlds, where the Elder Gods roam.

 

[!!!!!]

i give the mix to her

i give him the papers

 

[Darth Caesar]

I start a Pizzeria.

 

[civplayah]

I just want to get rid of all my modifiers so that I can play the game again.

 

[landlubber]

I ask my love (who shall now be called Shani so I don't have to keep calling her "my love") to take me to a hospital.

 

[Abaddon]

OOC: I would have killed for modifiers like that!?! :/

 

[civplayah]

What do you mean, they were all negative?

 

[Abaddon]

So? Try to fail at things.. BINGO, Great Success! Modifiers either way are of a great benefit!

 

[Verarde]

I follow Seon and steal the Sword back.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Assuming the role as Captain, I demand my wages be paid.

13: You get $200.

I use the Infinity Sword to teleport the entire ship and its crew into the world between worlds, where the Elder Gods roam.

9 (9): It's GONE!!

i give the mix to her

i give him the papers

17: It's super effective!

You already have.

I start a Pizzeria.

19: It's a smashing success, and you already make a net profit of $97.33.

I just want to get rid of all my modifiers so that I can play the game again.

You already have.

I ask my love (who shall now be called Shani so I don't have to keep calling her "my love") to take me to a hospital.

7 (5): That place is a war zone!

I follow Seon and steal the Sword back.

13: This isn't gonna turn into an inverse hot potato, is it?

 

[Darth Caesar]

I remove the last two points of my negative modifier.

 

[Abaddon]

I record a starlog.

 

[landlubber]

"Come on, woman. I love you. I've been through so much for you. Now, get me to a doctor!"

 

[Seon]

I laugh and intimidate Drumstudent to play a game of hot potato with me with the classic glazed eyes of a Nyarlathothep worshipper. In this way he will inadvertently give me backthe SWORD.

 

[!!!!!]

i make seon caption of the ship

i completely finish mythmonster2's quest

 

[Verarde]

I force myself to decline Seon's invitation, and pulverize him into a mini black hole with my Sword.

 

[civplayah]

Okay, then!

I stomp.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I remove the last two points of my negative modifier.

2: You worsen your confusion to a total of -4 penalty to rolls.

I record a starlog.

13: "Stardate 3.14159. After a loss of power, close brush with the self-destruct, and enough prisoners in the brig to spectate a football match, the ship is back on course to Dune, estimated time of arrival 9 hours. Since I've only recently installed myself as captain (mem: find out what happened to the old one) I still have to figure out what the purpose of this voyage is, considering we have crates of combat-grade supplies in the cargo hold. (Mem: find out how to get paid more than C.O.D.)"

"Come on, woman. I love you. I've been through so much for you. Now, get me to a doctor!"

10 (8): Nevertheless, with Seon possessed, it hardly seems an appropriate place to get better.

I laugh and intimidate Drumstudent to play a game of hot potato with me with the classic glazed eyes of a Nyarlathothep worshipper. In this way he will inadvertently give me backthe SWORD.

13 (14): You get more of what you want with a kind word and a frightful leer than you could with just a kind word.

i make seon caption of the ship

i completely finish mythmonster2's quest

6: YOU FOOL! HE'LL DOOM US ALL!

20 (20): Even while he's AFK, you coach him to become the greatest medicine man of this decade, and certainly on this ship.

I force myself to decline Seon's invitation, and pulverize him into a mini black hole with my Sword.

12 (16): The game ultimately ends in your favour by you losing, thus regaining the sword, which you then use to distribute 21 points of JUSTICE! damage.

I stomp.

17: You put your foot through the floor and in some weird spatial fluke land on top of Seon, inflicting 18 damage.

 

[landlubber]

I walk to a hospital, making sure Shani is still close behind.