Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Abaddon]

I order my men to accompany me to the bridge

 

[Verarde]

I continue to do good in the world.

 

[civplayah]

Wait, when did I start fighting with people?

All game I've just been trying to heal... what should I do?

I'll meditate.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I return my love to !!!!! so he may de-lesbianize her.

3 (4): You LOST her?!

i copy myself so i can do the quest 2wice as fast

18: But... who's real, and who's the clone? You can submit up to two actions per turn as long as they pertain to ongoing quests, but you still incur any harm from both.

Find nearest injured person.

4 (5): It appears to be you.

I rush out of the darkness of space between spaces where elder gods roam and beat mythmonster and the nurse to death with the cane all the while screaming "I come not in peace, but with a sword! And by that I mean a cane! Now die you ignorant heathens, die, so that humanity will be ready for the coming of Azathoth, where ugh stay here until I get this call from Nyarlathothep. "

6 (4): "No, my slave! The entire vessel must become a conveyor of the mission!" You suffer 11 damage.

I try to eliminate the penalty for me.

16 (13): You manage to regain 1 point of focus.

I order my men to accompany me to the bridge

3: Technically, they're not your men, and when you get there, the door is still locked.

I continue to do good in the world.

14 (18): You take a swing at Seon for 19 damage.

I'll meditate.

16: By detaching yourself from the material world, you restore yourself to full health.

 

[Abaddon]

Run around pressing buttons

 

[civplayah]

I achieve peace with myself, and forget my past.

 

[mythmonster2]

Ah. Get a nice drink of water to wash down that horrible coffee.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I find the bomb.

 

[Verarde]

I continue to do good in the world.

 

[Seon]

I stab a patient in the nursing room with my cane and use the blood to draw excerpts from the Necronomicon on the wall.

 

[landlubber]

I go looking for her.

 

[!!!!!]

i find landlubber's girl friend and help her

i help mythmonster2

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Run around pressing buttons

1: Self-destruct sequence activated. T-minus 5.

I achieve peace with myself, and forget my past.

1: "OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD!!!"
The resurgent horrors of your childhood make you deathly afraid of other people, and you suffer a -4 penalty to social interactions.

Ah. Get a nice drink of water to wash down that horrible coffee.

11 (12): You regain 10 hitpoints.

I find the bomb.

3: Right now this ship is a bomb!

I continue to do good in the world.

6 (10): You fail to protect the patient completely, but you prevent Seon from killing her.

I stab a patient in the nursing room with my cane and use the blood to draw excerpts from the Necronomicon on the wall.

6 (6): DrumStudent intervenes and your ink well runs dry pretty quick.

I go looking for her.

3: OH GOD SEON JUST STABBED HER!!

i find landlubber's girl friend and help her

i help mythmonster2

2: OH GOD SEON JUST STABBED HER AND NOW HE'S STABBING YOU!!
ROLL TO DODGE!
7 (9): He pokes out 7 hitpoints.

5: You're about to help when you clutch at your chest as Seon stabs you.

 

[landlubber]

I hurt Seon really badly.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I find the trigger for the ship's self destruct.

 

[Seon]

No! You must not resist! I grab landlubber's GF and teleport to Nyarlathotep's temple to sacrifice her to the dark god.

 

[Verarde]

I attack Seon. For shame! Stabbing an innocent person!

 

[mythmonster2]

Find Abbadon.

 

[Abaddon]

I run around screaming and flapping my arms around in a mad panic

 

[!!!!!]

i do anything to help on my quest

i continue helping mythmonster2