Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Skwink]

May I just say duck the RNG? I got completely awful rolls the past half dozen rounds or so.

Probability, my ass.

I want to see what kinda result this gets.

Action: I tell Abaddon it's far from over.

 

[mythmonster2]

Win even more.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I look out the window to see we have arrived on Dune.

12: Well, it's getting closer.

I go to the nearest library to use internet.

6: It's a Sunday. Library's closed.

May I just say duck the RNG? I got completely awful rolls the past half dozen rounds or so.

Probability, my ass.

11: You scream epithets.

Action: I tell Abaddon it's far from over.

1: AW #&$@, you just activated Sudden Death! Players can no longer heal!

Win even more.

7 (8): "Winning" seems to involve you losing health. Might not be the best course of action.

!!!!!, Spleyminy and CivCube suffer 30 damage for inactivity.

 

[Red_Spy]

I wait till we arrive.

 

[landlubber]

I steal internet from my neighbors.

 

[mythmonster2]

Bah, one occasion does not a pattern make! Even if winning involves me hurting myself, then continuously doing this should make me win!

I WIN EVERYTHING

 

[Skwink]

I slap mythmonster and say NO!

 

[Double A]

I respawn.

 

[Abaddon]

1: AW #&$@, you just activated Sudden Death! Players can no longer heal!

MuaHAHAH!

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I wait till we arrive.

4: "We'll let you know."

I steal internet from my neighbors.

13: You manage to find an unsecured wi-fi signal.

Bah, one occasion does not a pattern make! Even if winning involves me hurting myself, then continuously doing this should make me win!

I WIN EVERYTHING

19 (20): You realize what must be done. You kill yourself, which somehow makes you win..?

I slap mythmonster and say NO!

17: You tele-slap him, inflicting pain which helps him win, but because he dies, you're runner up, which makes you win.

The End.

Well I'll be: tie for third! As usual, the next round will begin in a few days. Once I've decided the theme, I might even carry over the survivors' stats, if they return. I promise you this, though: I am never setting such a high default health cap ever again.

 

[mythmonster2]

AHAHAHAHAHAH! That WORKED?

 

[Skwink]

I am also win!

 

[Abaddon]

Finally!

 

[EnglishCrusader]

Nice, I'll join in the next game if I can

 

[mythmonster2]

Ah yes, I will be in the next one as well.

 

[Red_Spy]

Red Spy reporting for duty!

 

[landlubber]

I'm in.

 

[Skwink]

Re-ining.

 

[hoplitejoe]

all the other RTDs kinda died I would like to join this one to make up for them

 

[Double A]

Phooey. The RNG is out to get me. I'll pass.