JohannaK said:
I launch the Kuat-Stardust Orbital Shipyard in order to start construction on the Ultimate Spaceship.
2: Investing $800 from your own pocket, you watch (via videofeed) as the entire shipyard complex blasts off into the... wait is that—INCOMING MISSILE ABORT ABORT—THEY SHOT OUT THE BOOSTER!! OH MY GOD IT BLEW UP OVER EUROPE!! OH THE HUMANITY!! AND ALL THE COUNTRIES!!
(Britain, Ireland, France, Andorra, Spain, Monaco Italy, Vatican City, San Marino, Switzerland, Germany, Luxembourg, Liechtenstein, Belgium, Netherlands, Denmark, Sweden, Estonia, Lithuania, Latvia, Belarus, Ukraine, Moldova, Romania, Hungary, Bulgaria, Greece, Macedonia, Albania, Serbia, Croatia, Montenegro, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Poland, Slovakia, Czech Republic, Austria, and Slovenia lose 3 defence.)
Ailedhoo said:
Jump backwards and reload the gun; if possible shoot at George.
18 (16): Somewhere in your jumbled list of priorities you manage to a) throw some distance betwixt, b) reload the rifle, and c) shoot it in his direction for 15 damage.
UH-OH, with the fight turning against him, George activates the Executive Power, "Pass the Buck"!
ROLL TO DODGE!
3 (4): Before you can stop him, George tags his co-conspirator Chiang to take his place while he tends to his wounds.
You are now facing General Chiang, Patron Saint of Armageddon!
ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!
13 (12): You recover from your surprise fast enough to get the first shot in.
ROLL TO AGGRESS!
11 (11): You scuff his uniform for 7 damage. Chiang brings his own rifle to bear.
ROLL TO DODGE!
12 (11): You narrowly avoid the burst.
Omega124 said:
I now give a counter parade against trump
18 (20): Declaring this the first strike against the plutomanbearcheetocracy, you rally the disillusioned blue collars into a guerilla militia company dubbed the "Bluecapes" to
start the revolution CG denied you execute your first action in Roll II Rule Make America Great Again, For Real This Time™. Your successful rout of the Donald also vindicates women and restores your mental defence.
CubeCannon swaps MartinLuther and the Namibian Rebels!