Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
2: Turns out the colonialist's insistence on bizarre ritual provides the indigenous resistance the perfect chance to strike for emancipation! The snakes bite you to death.Ailedhoo said:There is only one way I can heal myself...
Go on a tea break and drink a cup of tea; hopefully the snakes will take their tea break too.
You could not do it. You could not kill them all.
15: No it doesn't, but you gain a +1 bonus to all rolls anyway.JohannaK said:While up in orbit I perform a tantric ceremony with mantra chanting and an elaborate ritual to attune myself closer to the universe and improve all of my abilities. (Musical performance bonus applies)
18: The idea that a FRENCH tank is on AMERICAN soil so confounds the Trumpniks that you drive straight into the spaceport and make off with a downscaled copy of the Ultimate Spaceship, conveying several stat boosts while you're aboard.CivGeneral said:Frank and I drive down to Cape Canaveral, Florida to acquire a Victory Star Destroyer.
5: You have no phone to make that call. You begin to suspect that maybe you've entered a Karmic depression as you suffer a -1 penalty to all rolls.Omega124 said:I send a new team of investigators to Norway over this terrible luck I've been having >:c
8 (7): You won't be able to keep clobbering them much longer if you want enough spin to fling those bombs.CivCube said:I continue my revolution.
ROLL TO DODGE!
14 (17): Still, you've got enough mojo to beat the 49th for 18 damage.
ROLL TO DODGE!
12 (11): Your constantly-shifting position confounds the 33rd's attempt to get a lock.
ROLL TO DODGE!
9 (10): The 52nd peppers you with automatic fire for 12 damage.
ROLL TO DODGE!
11 (9): You're caught in the 17th's HE blast for 18 damage. Another mechanized division arrives.
ROLL TO DODGE!
1 (1): An opening salvo delivers 26 damage, throwing you off-balance and scuttling the launch prep. The other units reorganize for maximum effectiveness; you are now tactically encircled, penalizing all combat actions by -4.
The Eternal Kingdom renews its assault on India to buffer the salient.
ROLL TO DODGE!
18 (11): The Kashmir question is forever settled as Monarchist forces conquer the region. Meanwhile, Ted Cruz launches a daring manoeuvre into the Bahamas.
ROLL TO DODGE!
20 (15): The northwestern islands fall, granting the EKNC a +2 flanking bonus against Florida proper!
CubeCannon swaps the Hyena and the Circle of the Pitchmen!