Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Darth Caesar]

I will my heart to restart

 

[Tlc2011]

I'd like to join

Action: Look for something to whack the above poster in the head with.

 

[mythmonster2]

I'd like to join

Action: Look for something to whack the above poster in the head with.

Signups are currently disabled; you'll have to wait till next round.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

No, it's cool. We still have three spots, believe it or not.

 

[Skwink]

Then I'll jump in.

Do I post an action now or wait?

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Go for it.

 

[mythmonster2]

Bluh, I was just trying to end this round faster. Seriously, this is absolutely ridiculous. I'm running out of things to do besides going evil like my past two times.

 

[Skwink]

I hire H.G. Pennypacker to be my body guard.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I purchase a dispenser that heals me and gives me metal.

3: You blow all your cash on a defective product and are indebted $320 with a 5% interest rate.

LAZOR Seon.

1 (2): A short circuit saps you of 31 hitpoints. Temporary numbness impedes actions requiring precision by 2.

I use the Ship Schematics (bonus, knew where I am supposed to go) to guide myself back to the ship.

16: You return, safe and sound, picking up the Infinity Sword in the process.

I flirt with women until boarding begins.

3 (4): Your mastery of Japanese is... lacking.

The woop shall verily be shooped upon mythmonster.

11: You start up the belt, dealing 15 damage.

I get a way to recover from my concussion

4 (1): You leave mythmonster2's bodyguard's zone of control, only to be set upon by the Bagel Men, taking 15 and 17 damage, respectively.

I will my heart to restart

Kinda hard to do when your brain isn't functioning.

Action: Look for something to whack the above poster in the head with.

5: Darth Caesar, being a) dead and b) on Halo, is beyond your concern.

I hire H.G. Pennypacker to be my body guard.

1: Oh no, this rich industrialist will not be hired by the likes of you. In fact, I daresay, you should be working for him. Let's say... make him $50 each turn?

 

[Red_Spy]

I cure my bleeding.

 

[Terrance888]

I rip Red Spy apart with my infinity sword, finally claiming my beloved Chainsaw Knife.

 

[GenMarshall]

Fueled with rage. I strike down the two baglemen!!! In a vain attempt to best him

mythmonster2, I need help BADLY!!! I need medical attention for my concussion!!

 

[Skwink]

Yes, I work for Pennypacker, he sends me to kill Red_Spy.

 

[Double A]

Oh, damn, forgot to send in orders.

Hm...

I guess I shoot the ship with missiles again.

 

[mythmonster2]

Order my bodyguard to protect CivGen while I patch him up.

 

[Seon]

Bash mythmonster in the head, knocking him out.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I have my spirit go to heaven

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I cure my bleeding.

14 (11): You manage to stem the bleeding by 15 hp/turn.

I rip Red Spy apart with my infinity sword, finally claiming my beloved Chainsaw Knife.

4 (8): He's not near you.

Fueled with rage. I strike down the two baglemen!!! In a vain attempt to best him

2 (1): Your rage blinds you, making you vulnerable to attacks worth 11 and 13 damage, respectively.

Yes, I work for Pennypacker, he sends me to kill Red_Spy.

4: Kill him?! No no, you must save him!

I guess I shoot the ship with missiles again.

3 (6): You're no longer in range, and now you're out of ammo to boot.

Order my bodyguard to protect CivGen while I patch him up.

1 (10): The Bagel Men beat you to him.

Bash mythmonster in the head, knocking him out.

16: You deliver a strike to his cranium dealing 15 damage, disorienting him for one turn, impeding his rolls by 3.

I have my spirit go to heaven

20: Looks like you were more virtuous than the rest of these crazies. Enjoy paradise.

 

[Terrance888]

I search for Red Spy, destroying the bagelmen on the way.

 

[Double A]

The bat computer bat builds more bat ammo.