Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Skwink]

I kill terrance some more.

 

[Terrance888]

Oh god. My anger turns me into a Super Saiyan, and I put the beat down on Swik, Mythmonster2 and RedSpy.

 

[Skwink]

Nobody on Earth can spell Skwink.

Skwik, swink, swick, I have a lot of names.

 

[Red_Spy]

I attack Terrance with my mind.

 

[mythmonster2]

Hack off one of Terrance's body parts.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I tell God if he resurrects me i'll become a preacher!

 

[landlubber]

I wait until the flight lands.

 

[Seon]

I invisibly push the ship towards a nearby star.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

This is a lie.

10 (13): Ah, so it is. You only lose 20%.

I kill terrance some more.

17: You deal another 20 damage.

Oh god. My anger turns me into a Super Saiyan, and I put the beat down on Swik, Mythmonster2 and RedSpy.

4: There are no players named Swik, Mythmonster2 or RedSpy. The blood loss must be impacting your sanity... Lose a point.

I attack Terrance with my mind.

13 (11): You make him feel insecure.

Hack off one of Terrance's body parts.

11 (16): You remove his other arm, increasing his blood loss by -14 hp/turn.

I tell God if he resurrects me i'll become a preacher!

11: You think you're gaining leverage...

I wait until the flight lands.

20: You touch down in Sydney.

 

[Seon]

I possess terrance's arms.

 

[Red_Spy]

I ask the doctor to chop my left arm off, and replace it with a robot one.

 

[landlubber]

I ask around and see if anyone has any news on the game designer (whose name I have forgotten.)

 

[Skwink]

I keep killing Terrance again.

 

[mythmonster2]

Throttle Terrance.

 

[Double A]

10 (13): Ah, so it is. You only lose 20%.

I charm my health back to its original level.

How can I do that you might ask? I'm the goddamn Batman.

 

[Abaddon]

The ships ai has brain scans of all members of the crew. This is a safety protocol for the event of a crew death. My conscious is alive and well inside the computer. My clone is finally used for the purpose it was created for- my conscious is downloaded into the clone and I take over the body, restoring order to the ship as it's captain.

 

[Terrance888]

I hate you all.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I ask the doctor to chop my left arm off, and replace it with a robot one.

20 (18): ...The operation is a success. Your steel appendage grants a +3 bonus to mêlée attacks.

I ask around and see if anyone has any news on the game designer (whose name I have forgotten.)

18: He's in a café across the street.

I keep killing Terrance again.

1 (5): He lashes out at you for 19 damage.

Throttle Terrance.

10 (15): You loosen 13 hitpoints from him.

I charm my health back to its original level.

2 (8): Eeeehh, not quite.

I hate you all.

17: Your anger gives you focus, conveying a +2 bonus to combat rolls.

!!!!!, Spleyminy, Tlc2011 and CivCube suffer 25 damage for inactivity.

 

[Abaddon]

Baww, I take it all my "actions" are going to be ignored for the remainder of this round?

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I umm... do something productive!

18: You secure the game against nefarious influence by defeated players.