Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[landlubber]

I go back to where the guy is.

 

[Red_Spy]

I talk to other ghosts for five hours.

 

[Skwink]

I buy a pet Russian Frog.

 

[mythmonster2]

Ask him what he's been doing this time.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I go back to where the guy is.

17: He's been stabilized and still looks conscious. You put up a few more obstacles in case of further interruption.

I talk to other ghosts for five hours.

10: They don't have much to say, surprisingly.

I buy a pet Russian Frog.

16: You spend $240 on an attack frog named Demyan.

Ask him what he's been doing this time.

17 (18): He's been drawing up schematics for a more efficient space engine.

!!!!! and CivCube suffer 25 damage for inactivity.

 

[mythmonster2]

Take a look at the schematics. See if they're good.

 

[Red_Spy]

I look at a clock, and see five hours have passed.

 

[Double A]

More time travel makes my modifiers and lifelink right.

 

[landlubber]

I ask him that the secret to the war game is.

 

[Skwink]

Demyan attacks !!!!!

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Take a look at the schematics. See if they're good.

8 (9): His hand-eye coordination could use work and "bIg glOWy ThingY" is a rather vague label, but it looks plausible.

I look at a clock, and see five hours have passed.

10: It's been one second.

More time travel makes my modifiers and lifelink right.

1: INCOMING TRANSMISSION:
"We have escaped into the past, Comrade General, but I am afraid that our superior Soviet engineers increased the efficiency of the American power plants too much; we have arrived one round in the past." You take on your stats from last round, which, regrettably, means you are dead.

I ask him that the secret to the war game is.

20: He tells you everything.

Mission Accomplished

Demyan attacks !!!!!

4: He can't jump that far.

THIRD PLACE STILL UP FOR GRABS YOU CAN DO THIS PEOPLE!

 

[Red_Spy]

I wait for 5 hours so that the ship arrives at Dune.

 

[mythmonster2]

I win.

 

[Skwink]

I win more than mythmonster.

 

[Abaddon]

I stop crying and look up... we might finally end this infernal round?!?

 

[landlubber]

I have one last thing to do...
I research Shani on the internet to see if I can rescue her.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I wait for 5 hours so that the ship arrives at Dune.

7: "One star, two star, three star, four star..."

I win.

2 (3): Your health is abruptly sliced in half.

I win more than mythmonster.

15: You spontaneously regain 171 hitpoints.

I stop crying and look up... we might finally end this infernal round?!?

3: Oooh... false alarm.

I research Shani on the internet to see if I can rescue her.

3: You spend $35 on a public terminal and soon discover its connection SUCKS!

 

[Red_Spy]

I look out the window to see we have arrived on Dune.

 

[landlubber]

I go to the nearest library to use internet.

 

[Double A]

May I just say duck the RNG? I got completely awful rolls the past half dozen rounds or so.

Probability, my ass.