Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[hoplitejoe]

I set off on the back of my GF to make some friends.

 

[Verarde]

I go into a 3 turn healing trance, fully restoring all my HP and giving me some extra.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I ask the hyenas how I can improve their community.

11 (13): More game would be nice.

Take a bite out of Terrance's face.

9: Your jaws snap empty.

I go the the Rebel Medic.

10: That's odd. He's dun vanished.

I heal myself back to full health.

(Why is there a penalty for inactivity? I'd like to be notified if I have not been active in the so I won't suffer these inactive penalties )

(What Dhoomstriker said. You know I try to update daily.)

12: You regain 15 hitpoints.

Attlee and I insanely ignore the impending danger and discuss the academic definition of blood brothers, a discussion which crazily culminates in us biting each other and licking each others' blood.

5: Hah! Your mutually-inflicted wounds of 5 damage make you easier targets for the Master!
ROLL TO DODGE!
15: You spin your fake TARDIS around and he walks right into it for 20 damage. How embarrassing.

I back off from the immobilized Mythmonster2 while I convince his pride to join mine in laughing at Myth's predicament.

8: "Trololol look at that sucker! Guys, it's hilarious! Guys?"

Man, I think I'm still in the barracks. That's harshin' my style. I wonder if this place has a fire extinguisher. Those trees need to be destroyed!

17 (14): You manage to put out the fire. Tent's still smoky, though.

I reload my MAC-50 and try to fire even more rounds at mythmonster.

20 (20): *shick* *kashock* *click* *PAFF*

I distract the Master using some sort of logical fallacy, and thus confuse him.

19: Already disoriented from his trip into the wall, it's easy to further scramble his direction, to the point where all his rolls incur a -2 penalty.

I set off on the back of my GF to make some friends.

13: You encounter a herd of rhinos.

I go on my stag doo

7: Someone gets a little too drunk, and an altercation erupts.
ROLL TO DODGE!
8: Shards of a broken bottle cut you for 6 damage.

I go into a 3 turn healing trance, fully restoring all my HP and giving me some extra.

14: For the next three turns, you will regain 26 hitpoints as long as you take no other action.

 

[landlubber]

I wait till night to turn werehyena and hunt game.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I adopt some of the rhinos as family.

 

[Red_Spy]

I go to find the Rebel Medic

 

[mythmonster2]

My pride pounces upon EnglishCrusader for revenge.

 

[Terrance888]

I use Lion Vodoo to heal my nose and the rest of my body

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Attlee and I crazily ignore the pain from our wounds and engage the Master in a Philosophical (academia-based) discussion about a Time Lord becoming someone else's (hendo's) Companion.

 

[Verarde]

OOC: So, should my action be: I take no action. Because it it isn't, and I say nothing, won't I get an inactivity penalty? If yes, then "I take no action" is what I do. If not, disregard this post.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

I turn on Terrance and fire more rounds from my MAC-50 at him.

 

[hendo]

I explain the flaw in my logical fallacy to the Master in the hopes that he will respect my intelligence and possibly team up with me.

 

[CivCube]

In the haze of marijuana, my intuition bursts through. I realize my true purpose.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I wait till night to turn werehyena and hunt game.

8 (10): It'll be a while to wait.

I adopt some of the rhinos as family.

10: They sorta already are.

I go to find the Rebel Medic

2: OH NO A GOVERNMENT SCOUT!
ROLL TO DODGE!
7: You're grazed for 5 damage, and he flees to notify command of the camp's location.

My pride pounces upon EnglishCrusader for revenge.

14 (9): He's knocked down, but suffers no injury.

I use Lion Vodoo to heal my nose and the rest of my body

16: You regain 25 hitpoints.

Attlee and I crazily ignore the pain from our wounds and engage the Master in a Philosophical (academia-based) discussion about a Time Lord becoming someone else's (hendo's) Companion.

16 (18): You manage to convince him that hendo has some silver-bullet strategy to universal domination, and to keep him alive would only benefit.

OOC: So, should my action be: I take no action. Because it it isn't, and I say nothing, won't I get an inactivity penalty? If yes, then "I take no action" is what I do. If not, disregard this post.

You take no action.

I turn on Terrance and fire more rounds from my MAC-50 at him.

13 (15): You fire off four rounds, dealing 21 damage.

I explain the flaw in my logical fallacy to the Master in the hopes that he will respect my intelligence and possibly team up with me.

19 (20): Someone who puts his cards on the table as you have obviously does so from a superior position. He will follow you.

In the haze of marijuana, my intuition bursts through. I realize my true purpose.

11 (8): A good place to start would be getting some air.

I return home to my wedding.

6: You spend all your cash on a return flight to England. The ceremony's in Dubai.

North tries his hand at basic medication. Skwink will recover 5 hitpoints per turn.

 

[CivCube]

I find a secluded spot with no one in sight.

 

[Red_Spy]

I tell the Leader to leave the camp and set up a new one.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Insanely, I grab a book at random and dedicate my time to studying the subject material. It appears to be a book on nursing.

 

[landlubber]

I chill out and wait for night.

 

[Verarde]

I take no action.

 

[Terrance888]

I convince Mythmonster2's pride to attack English crusader alongside my own pride.