Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Skwink]

I open the package.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

I shoot at Terrance some more with my MAC-50.

 

[Abaddon]

ACTION: KICK SOME ASS!


Cos i'm back baby!

 

[hoplitejoe]

We go on a family day out to the seaside

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I find a secluded spot with no one in sight.

8 (5): You stumble, coughing and hacking, into the middle of the camp.

I tell the Leader to leave the camp and set up a new one.

5: The camp descends into chaos as they don't have the trucks to move everything.

Insanely, I grab a book at random and dedicate my time to studying the subject material. It appears to be a book on nursing.

20: You learn the tricks of the trade, gaining a +3 bonus to rolls for medical actions.

I chill out and wait for night.

2: Turns out those evangelists had friends.
ROLL TO DODGE!
20: You similarly make work of them, pocketing $932, and a sweet-looking revolver.

I take no action.

You take no action.

I convince Mythmonster2's pride to attack English crusader alongside my own pride.

15 (10): Try as you might, he's still too tough.

I open the package.

16 (13): Healing salve! Hooray! You are able to lessen your shock by a point.

I shoot at Terrance some more with my MAC-50.

6 (8): The shots fly wild.

ACTION: KICK SOME ASS!

Cos i'm back baby!

16: You lay waste to a local pub, garnishing a further point of infamy and a +1 bonus to mêlée, through experience. Oh, and you make off with some booze.

We go on a family day out to the seaside

10: Seaside? Damned if you're not in the middle of the savanna.

Darth Caesar, Boundless and juKar-C suffer 15 damage for inactivity.

 

[landlubber]

I shoot game with the revolver.

 

[hoplitejoe]

Sea or no sea we all make some sand castles.

 

[GenMarshall]

I build a hut for myself.

 

[Verarde]

I take no action.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

I shoot Terrance MORE!

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Insanely, I use my newfound medical knowledge and the library's resources to write the SANE test, due to the crazy belief that doing so might somehow make me sane again.

 

[Skwink]

I propose to Sam, who is recently discovered to be Samantha North!

 

[Terrance888]

I fulfill my destiny.

 

[Abaddon]

I combine all my modifiers to become the best Cage Fighter in the world. (+5 to this roll?)

 

[hendo]

I take a look at Dhoomstrikers' wand and try to make it work, assuming that since it is a projectile weapon that it shares some qualities with guns.

 

[CivCube]

I attempt to make an exit.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I shoot game with the revolver.

19: Five for five! You bring back a stockpile.

Sea or no sea we all make some sand castles.

12: You make a little mud village, Civ1 style.

I build a hut for myself.

11: You arrange some twigs into a tipi.

I take no action.

You take no action.

I shoot Terrance MORE!

16: You slug him twice for 19 damage.

Insanely, I use my newfound medical knowledge and the library's resources to write the SANE test, due to the crazy belief that doing so might somehow make me sane again.

16 (19): And it works!

I propose to Sam, who is recently discovered to be Samantha North!

7 (5): Must be the delirium.

I fulfill my destiny.

8: Kinda gotta work for it first.

I combine all my modifiers to become the best Cage Fighter in the world. (+5 to this roll?)

4 (7): Your performance is average at best, and you finish your last round less 8 hitpoints.

I take a look at Dhoomstrikers' wand and try to make it work, assuming that since it is a projectile weapon that it shares some qualities with guns.

1: Guns 'n Magic aren't a good mix. It explodes violently, inflicting 20 damage to everyone in the area.

I attempt to make an exit.

12: In the confusion, you slip away.

 

[Red_Spy]

I ask to join the government forces.

 

[landlubber]

I present the hyenas with my bounty.

 

[Verarde]

I throw away the used rifle bullet and the AK-47, and search for a new weapon.