Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Skwink]

We arrive, and buy a house.

 

[Abaddon]

From a different angle, using my endurance, I repeatedly mêlée attack the handcuffs with my Big stick to break them off and remove any social embarrasment they held over myself.

 

[Verarde]

I pick up the garbage can and hit Vince with it.

 

[hendo]

(Ffs )

Lob grenades in tactical positions and crush all resistance. Permanently.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I ask the rebel leader what would it take to make peace with the government.

14 (11): Free elections would be a start.

I regain full sanity as I reorient with my surroundings.

4: "OhGod... OHGOD WHERE IS THIS IT'S AFRICA AAAAAAAA!!" It slips two points.

Honeymoon time!

16 (18): Your morale boost is extended another six turns.

I hire an operative to pacify my increasingly resistant populace.
(by this, I do not mean kill. just get them under control )

5: Seems your choice has been possessed by the spirit of Boris Yeltsin. Hope you have vodka.

Attlee rationally and logically explains how terrible it is to work for the government as he calmly yet deliberately slashes his listeners into submission.

19 (20): "Acquiesce or die" works surprisingly well, and the survivors are routed.

Alright, I ask if they have anything else in stock.

3: "Like lemons?"

I offer tax cuts to whoever makes more than two babies.

20: POPULATION BOOM!!

We arrive, and buy a house.

7 (6): You land right in the midst of a terrorist attack.

From a different angle, using my endurance, I repeatedly mêlée attack the handcuffs with my Big stick to break them off and remove any social embarrasment they held over myself.

8 (12): After bashing yourself -8 hitpoints silly, the chain finally breaks.

I pick up the garbage can and hit Vince with it.

17 (20): You deliver 17 damage, knocking him out.

Lob grenades in tactical positions and crush all resistance. Permanently.

7 (8): They fail to elicit an effect, what with the enemy in full retreat.

 

[Red_Spy]

I call the President about allowing Free Elections.

 

[hoplitejoe]

The Rhino Socialist Paradise attempts a Coup at Elomo.

 

[landlubber]

I pray to the African gods who so helped me earlier.

 

[Terrance888]

I calm down by watching Lion King 3D. Hakuna Matata!

 

[CivCube]

Science! People! Science! This community researches itself into the future era.

 

[Verarde]

I kill Vince.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Using logical persuasion (academia) and medical triaging (medicine), I toss on my sunglasses and route the survivors... straight into the ranks of hendo's rebel army. YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.

 

[Skwink]

I call up Sam North and ask him to come help us.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

Ask if they have anything else useful in stock .

 

[Abaddon]

My infamy means my Handcuff bracelets' are seen as the latest "must-have" accessory rather than something to be shameful of; my embarrassment melts away.

 

[Terrance888]

OOC: Silly crusader! Lemons are for lemonade! Lemonade is for stands! Stands is for ???! ??? is for Profit!

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I'm a very busy MAN, DERRICK!

I call the President about allowing Free Elections.

15 (12): He will consider it.

The Rhino Socialist Paradise attempts a Coup at Elomo.

19 (20): You muscle your way in and overthrow CivCube, looting his Science stockpile.

I pray to the African gods who so helped me earlier.

8: You get a busy signal.

I calm down by watching Lion King 3D. Hakuna Matata!

10: The experience is somewhat ruined by surround-sound baby cries, people singing along off-key, and upstarts quoting the entire film shot-for-shot.

Science! People! Science! This community researches itself into the future era.

18: And for your last act, you throw all the science you have into sustainable development supreme!

I kill Vince.

17 (20): You secure your status as King of Advertising.

Using logical persuasion (academia) and medical triaging (medicine), I toss on my sunglasses and route the survivors... straight into the ranks of hendo's rebel army. YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.

3 (8): Might wanna work on your throw.

I call up Sam North and ask him to come help us.

7 (6): And then you realize... you never got his number!!

Ask if they have anything else useful in stock .

7: "How 'bout limes?"

My infamy means my Handcuff bracelets' are seen as the latest "must-have" accessory rather than something to be shameful of; my embarrassment melts away.

14 (15): And so it does, since people tend to be wary of upsetting a convict.

 

[Red_Spy]

I inform the president if he allows Free Elections, peace will be made with the rebels.

 

[Terrance888]

I brutally murder the upstarts and jolt myself back to sanity.

 

[landlubber]

I pray again, hoping to stop this horrible chain of rolls.