Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Omega124]

With yuans flowing into our nation, I start an experimental fighter project known as the F-64 Valkyrie to give our nation greater reach within Africa.

 

[JohannaK]

I found the Kuat-Stardust Space Yards.

 

[GenMarshall]

Frank decides to start an ocean-based cruise business, where he personally entertains his customers with stories of his past antics.

 

[hoplitejoe]

realising my place in the world, I am no longer existentially agitated.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Thank you kindly, Thorvald, for a fun, challenging, well-run, and ever exciting game!

All of the best to the other players and may the game continue to be a great success for a long time to come!

 

[Ailedhoo]

Go berserk and begin to strike wildly at the guards around me in a vast rage. They will get greeted further by my crowbar strikes, my punches and my kicks!

 

[CivCube]

I rezone four areas of the city to reflect the people's interests: the Corridor of the Clan, the Science Port, the Avenue of the Arts, and the Money Chambers.

 

[gay_Aleks]

My min- um, fellow comrades-in-arms will begin scouting out the area, looking for the Enclave, and seeking it's central base. All while I'm giving relatively live updates.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

With yuans flowing into our nation, I start an experimental fighter project known as the F-64 Valkyrie to give our nation greater reach within Africa.

8: Unfortunately you lack a proper aerospace industry to pursue a native project of such complexity.

I found the Kuat-Stardust Space Yards.

15: For $223 you incorporate in South Africa.

Frank decides to start an ocean-based cruise business, where he personally entertains his customers with stories of his past antics.

9 (11): He spends his off-hours as a moonlight storyteller, netting $17 in tips.

realising my place in the world, I am no longer existentially agitated.

5 (4): "OH GOD I HAVE TO TAKE ON A WHOLE EVIL EMPIRE ALL BY MYSELF AAAAA"
-1 SAN.

Thank you kindly, Thorvald, for a fun, challenging, well-run, and ever exciting game!

All of the best to the other players and may the game continue to be a great success for a long time to come!

aww yw bby

Go berserk and begin to strike wildly at the guards around me in a vast rage. They will get greeted further by my crowbar strikes, my punches and my kicks!

10 (13): You manage to hold off further attacks with your Tasmanian Devil antics.

I rezone four areas of the city to reflect the people's interests: the Corridor of the Clan, the Science Port, the Avenue of the Arts, and the Money Chambers.

15 (15): Applying the ancient foreignese principle of "fang shwee" to municipal zoning (and a $120 down payment) improves synergy and increases city revenue by $11/turn.

My min- um, fellow comrades-in-arms will begin scouting out the area, looking for the Enclave, and seeking it's central base. All while I'm giving relatively live updates.

18 (18): You track down ground headquarters to a hole-in-the-ground codenamed Raven Rock near the east coast.

CubeCannon swaps Omega124 and Ivo Robotnik!

 

[Ailedhoo]

The time has come to make a killing strike at the leader; aim for the neck so that the windpipe will face severe damage from my crowbar. From the fall of the leader will come terror to the other guards and from terror comes pleasure to the Elder Guards. Will my berserker fury I will strike quickly and brutally.

 

[CivCube]

I work out for a while to get more relaxed and get the terrifying adrenaline out of my system.

 

[JohannaK]

I apply for the F-64 Valkyrie contract.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I see if the guards have left the front of the base.

 

[Omega124]

I do it anyways, forcing a program of aerospace industrialization to bring jobs

 

[JohannaK]

I apply for the F-64 Valkyrie contract.

I do it anyways, forcing a program of aerospace industrialization to bring jobs

Psst.

 

[GenMarshall]

Frank finds a box containing money.

 

[Omega124]

Psst.

I DO IT ANYWAYS, FORCING A PROGRAM OF AEROSPACE INDUSTRIALIZATION TO BRING JOBS >:C

Stupid Catalans...

 

[CivCube]

OMEGA'S ASSERTIVENESS IS FELT AROUND THE WORRRRLD

"What was that," said CivCube. "What was that."

 

[gay_Aleks]

Friends. Comrades. Citizens. The time has come to stab into the heart of the many-headed hydra, called the Enclave! Let us set forth, and end this evil once and for all!

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Sorry for the sporadic updates; I've been running in and out of hospitals since last week and the evenings are wearing me out.

The time has come to make a killing strike at the leader; aim for the neck so that the windpipe will face severe damage from my crowbar. From the fall of the leader will come terror to the other guards and from terror comes pleasure to the Elder Guards. Will my berserker fury I will strike quickly and brutally.

13 (16): You savage the leader and cannibalize his corpse, regaining 10 hitpoints. Morale shattered by such a demonic display, the remaining guards retreat further into the compound.

I work out for a while to get more relaxed and get the terrifying adrenaline out of my system.

11 (10): Other than fatigued, you feel little different.

I apply for the F-64 Valkyrie contract.

15: Cleverly manoeuvring your credentials through middle-men and subcontractors, you manage to secure a foothold through a Namibian company, with an upfront retainer of $170 from public-private investiture.

I see if the guards have left the front of the base.

16 (15): The front of the base has completely collapsed, and the perimeter guards seem to be massing against a threat at the rear. You stroll right in.

I do it anyways, forcing a program of aerospace industrialization to bring jobs

1 (4): Your Stalinist bootstrapping turns into Maoist disaster as the sudden shift out of agriculture leads to widespread famine; with the menpigs confined to the breeding pens, the only available workforce for the hastily-assembled factories are untrained women that suffer frequent workplace accidents. In order to prevent widespread strikes, Blackwater launches chronic crackdowns, further undermining the project's tenuous efficiency. All in all, it's $230 of your private bank account ill-spent.

Frank finds a box containing money.

13 (14): Frank finds a box labelled "FREE MONEY" containing $25.63 in loose change.

Friends. Comrades. Citizens. The time has come to stab into the heart of the many-headed hydra, called the Enclave! Let us set forth, and end this evil once and for all!

7 (8): Those Vertibirds would appear to take issue with your scheme.
ROLL TO DODGE!
9 (10): Your squad runs for cover as the strike force peppers the area with MG fire, incurring 3 damage.

CivGeneral suffers 15 damage from standing still.
CubeCannon swaps JohannaK and Ailedhoo!