Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Earthling]

I don't need you in 1982.... and you really want to risk that we'd both be trapped there-talk about a major gamble to slip by Dr. Hax....

At the very least we could summon Doc Brown to keep Hax busy for a while...think 2 steps ahead!

Unless you're bringing back more info on how to destroy the pasts' of others players...always still did wander how that game with a male bounty hunter would turn out...

 

[choxorn]

I find a magic Sprig, who heals me.

I didn't know Sprig could heal people.

I fire at Omega's truck with all the guns the Spartans and I can fire at it, and some we can't fire at it.

 

[civplayah]

In case you didn't hear me last time:

Hey Seon, do ya want a pact?

For my action, I attack CivGeneral.

 

[tuxedohamm]

I join the side that believes in my new vision for Heaven and lead the charge to obtain full control of Heaven.

 

[Earthling]

It's really funny that you're doing all that up in Heaven tuxedo...

 

[TheLastOne36]

I didn't know Sprig could heal people.

Didn't you hear?

 

[GenMarshall]

For my action, I attack CivGeneral.

What the Christ?! What did I ever do to you?!

I sneak away to the nearest Coruscanti Army Base avoiding Civplayah's attacks.

 

[choxorn]

You didn't do anything, it's just a free-for-all.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I distribute the equipment, release Obama, and charge out of my base, shooting Seon in the process.

5: You can't hit him from this dimension.

I continue to sleep, trying to fall into a deeper sleep so that I heal faster.

14: You will now heal 25 hp/turn.

I find a magic Sprig, who heals me.

11: You regain 40 hp.

I see TLO, who is more injured that any other player, and decide to put him out of his misery with a energy beam to the head. Plus it will be cool to see his head explode.

1: The charge short-circuits and erupts in your face. You take 40 damage.

I discover that the unobtainium can magically (or more like, unrevealed and unknown physics properties) put out the fire, allowing me to finish my installation process.

19: The material acts as a fire retardant, smothering the flame and saving the engine from lasting damage.

I take all my soldiers (including the dead and wounded ones, along with the truck.) go to 1982 and summon This in the present (as in the time where everyone is).

4: The truck slams into an office complex before you can regain control.
ROLL TO DODGE!
14: Miraculously, nobody is harmed by the impact.

I fire at Omega's truck with all the guns the Spartans and I can fire at it, and some we can't fire at it.

4: The SPARTANs are obscured by the traffic, and most of your shots have just turned that section of road into a crater.

For my action, I attack CivGeneral.

6: RE-ROLL
1: RE-ROLL
11: You swing your shovel at CivGeneral, dealing all of 5 damage.

I join the side that believes in my new vision for Heaven and lead the charge to obtain full control of Heaven.

9: The archangels let loose heavenly flame.
ROLL TO DODGE!
10: Your shoulder is singed for 6 damage.

I sneak away to the nearest Coruscanti Army Base avoiding Civplayah's attacks.

10: You run away, and were unable to dodge the attack.

 

[civplayah]

You still didn't hear me?

HEY SEON, DO YOU WANT A PACT?!?!?

 

[mythmonster2]

I assign the guns and tanks and pilot the copter myself.

 

[TheLastOne36]

11: You regain 40 hp.

1: The charge short-circuits and erupts in your face. You take 40 damage.

I find a tank rolling around on the street, I then get in it.

 

[GenMarshall]

At the base, I have the doctor heal me.

 

[tuxedohamm]

I advance against those who oppose me in Heaven, gaining strategic ground that guarantees me success in my goal of controlling all of Heaven.

 

[choxorn]

I fire whatever explosive weapons we have at the office building Omega crashed into. Hopefully, it will blow up and collapse on top of him and the Illuminati.

 

[Seon]

answer to Civplayah : Zzzzzzzz

I continue to sleep

 

[GenMarshall]

OOC: Geeze Seon, you must love sleep

 

[kill fire]

I am determined now to destroy you TLO. This accident has only sealed your fate.


I fire another energy blast at TLO.

 

[TheLastOne36]

Im in a tank .

 

[civplayah]

Hey TLO, do you want a pact?