civplayah said:
I take over heaven with my loyalists.
16: In the absence of the Holy Father, you are now acting deity.
Seon said:
I summon an army of angels
5: So soon after the internal strife, all combat divisions have been given extended leave.
Earthling said:
...I wake up from the nap I'm taking on the band bus and that bad dream because the game hasn't started yet and I needed to be well rested for my stunt.
(Though if you actually knew what I was trying to do, touche on the very cynical way of dashing my attempts
) But somehow I think I just go lost admidst all the other bad rolls of that round, I'm not accepting a failure worse than everyone else's
(Well, I tried.
)
12: The bus arrives early for the game.
kill fire said:
Alright screw it. I go home and take a nap.
8: It is a restless sleep.
CivGeneral said:
Ugh! I inform the person who did the paper work they made a mistake and have them promptly hand me my Night Vision goggles.
(Geeze 20d, is it TOO MUCH TO ASK!?!!)
6: Apparently so. You are hustled onto the helicopter as it lifts into the sky, but not before being given the envelope with your secret orders.
choxorn said:
I command the Spartans to finish killing Johnny while I find non-poisoned ice cream.
3: Johnny is not one to suffer setbacks easily, and conjures a dangerous-looking knife from up his sleeve. He charges you.
ROLL TO DODGE!
8: He feints as you attempt to parry, and nicks you in the arm for 5 damage.
Omega124 said:
Hmmm, well, I guess I fire my Rocket Launcher into the air (Aiming to not hit anything) as a flare to rally at my position.
15: They get the signal, and should regroup in two turns.
mythmonster2 said:
I order all the orange juice to be moved to the players' general location.
2: Some of it becomes lost during shipping confusion.
TheLastOne36 said:
I buy the moon, and build a base on it, where I can launch missiles at other players.
9 (7): The United States of America refuses to recognize the deed.
tuxedohamm said:
Using my invisibility as an advantage, I take out the cops and sacrifice them and the children to gain health.
17: You're back to full fighting strength. Monster.
Abaddon said:
Graduate from Demon school with honours
15 (16): You gain a +1 to rolls involving demonic lore.
Anonymoose said:
I seem as a normal moose, but really work on my Moose Telekinesis. (I have no thumbs...)
13: You can now manipulate objects within a two-metre radius.
bestrfcplayer said:
I run screaming back into the city.
19: You abandon your car and evade the police, and are so hysterical that you no longer feel frustrated.
