Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

As I remind Thorvald that, while I've been hinting at other players to look at what historical event I'm trying to go to, HE really should have known, I wake up from the nap I'm taking on the band bus and that bad dream because the game hasn't started yet and I needed to be well rested for my stunt.

(Though if you actually knew what I was trying to do, touche on the very cynical way of dashing my attempts ;)) But somehow I think I just go lost admidst all the other bad rolls of that round, I'm not accepting a failure worse than everyone else's
 
Ugh! I inform the person who did the paper work they made a mistake and have them promptly hand me my Night Vision goggles.

(Geeze 20d, is it TOO MUCH TO ASK!?!!)
 
I command the Spartans to finish killing Johnny while I find non-poisoned ice cream.
 
Using my invisibility as an advantage, I take out the cops and sacrifice them and the children to gain health.
 
Graduate from Demon school with honours
 
I seem as a normal moose, but really work on my Moose Telekinesis. (I have no thumbs...)
 
civplayah said:
I take over heaven with my loyalists.
16: In the absence of the Holy Father, you are now acting deity.

Seon said:
I summon an army of angels
5: So soon after the internal strife, all combat divisions have been given extended leave.

Earthling said:
...I wake up from the nap I'm taking on the band bus and that bad dream because the game hasn't started yet and I needed to be well rested for my stunt.

(Though if you actually knew what I was trying to do, touche on the very cynical way of dashing my attempts ;)) But somehow I think I just go lost admidst all the other bad rolls of that round, I'm not accepting a failure worse than everyone else's
(Well, I tried. :smug:)
12: The bus arrives early for the game.

kill fire said:
Alright screw it. I go home and take a nap.
8: It is a restless sleep.

CivGeneral said:
Ugh! I inform the person who did the paper work they made a mistake and have them promptly hand me my Night Vision goggles.

(Geeze 20d, is it TOO MUCH TO ASK!?!!)
6: Apparently so. You are hustled onto the helicopter as it lifts into the sky, but not before being given the envelope with your secret orders.

choxorn said:
I command the Spartans to finish killing Johnny while I find non-poisoned ice cream.
3: Johnny is not one to suffer setbacks easily, and conjures a dangerous-looking knife from up his sleeve. He charges you.
ROLL TO DODGE!
8: He feints as you attempt to parry, and nicks you in the arm for 5 damage.

Omega124 said:
Hmmm, well, I guess I fire my Rocket Launcher into the air (Aiming to not hit anything) as a flare to rally at my position.
15: They get the signal, and should regroup in two turns.

mythmonster2 said:
I order all the orange juice to be moved to the players' general location.
2: Some of it becomes lost during shipping confusion.

TheLastOne36 said:
I buy the moon, and build a base on it, where I can launch missiles at other players.
9 (7): The United States of America refuses to recognize the deed.

tuxedohamm said:
Using my invisibility as an advantage, I take out the cops and sacrifice them and the children to gain health.
17: You're back to full fighting strength. Monster.

Abaddon said:
Graduate from Demon school with honours
15 (16): You gain a +1 to rolls involving demonic lore.

Anonymoose said:
I seem as a normal moose, but really work on my Moose Telekinesis. (I have no thumbs...)
13: You can now manipulate objects within a two-metre radius.

bestrfcplayer said:
I run screaming back into the city.
19: You abandon your car and evade the police, and are so hysterical that you no longer feel frustrated.
 
Alright, Johnny. Enough of this crap. I climb back in to the helicopter and unleash the unholy barrage of all the weapons in it, all fired at him.
 
Have I not turned into a fully fledged Demon following graduation?



Gain the ability to feed on peoples HP (Soul Reave)
 
I read the flipping envelope and ask for a night vision goggles!

(I'm ready to kick and smack the 20d dice around for giving me such freaking bad rolls)
 
Why not work with it? As NOT to find some goggles for example..
 
Question for the other players in general - do you think you'd like to see some set-in-stone planning and indication of what'll be going on with me for the next chunk of turns, and Thorvald/you all can work around it, or is it better to keep things spontaneous and no one knows what's even up turn by turn...?


Edit: choxorn, I'm flattered, thanks. Guess we both grew up remembering some of those ad-campaigns...
 
I create an equipment that will heal me every turn
 
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