TheLastOne36
Deity
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I assasinate the US president for not allowing me to buy the moon.
Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition
- Thread starter Thorvald of Lym
- Start date
kill fire
Enormous Midget
Alright, I start sleeping restfully.
tuxedohamm
Disguised as crow.
I reveal my true identity, Phobos, Greek God of Fear. As the only Greek god connected to war, in any way, currently present, the Keres come to me as attendants.
Omega124
Challenging Fate
I get my Illuminati squad to drive me to the Shopping district of the city.
mythmonster2
BEC NOIR! RUN!
I unleash the waves of citrusy goodness upon all players and then turn around and backhand Dr. HAAAAAAX.
bestrfcplayer
Steppin' up!
I write a best-selling novel about this game, making $10000 dollars.
Hmm, no one got back to me...so I'll take it upon myself to make this decision. Since I've got time for a little pregame chit-chat right now:
I call the Devil to challenge him to make a pact - 10 turns from when agreement of the pact is settled, I challenge him to a standard chess match. I'll accept either of the following wagers:
-Abaddon's soul
-control over a legion of demons
I ask what conditions/stakes he requires and I'll see next turn if I'll agree and if we have a bargain.
I call the Devil to challenge him to make a pact - 10 turns from when agreement of the pact is settled, I challenge him to a standard chess match. I'll accept either of the following wagers:
-Abaddon's soul
-control over a legion of demons
I ask what conditions/stakes he requires and I'll see next turn if I'll agree and if we have a bargain.
kill fire
Enormous Midget
You didn't see what happened to cindle in the first Roll To Dodge game did you?
tuxedohamm
Disguised as crow.
nope. not a clue.
EDIT: not reading through the whole thing, but...my action could be interpreted as being two actions and getting me in trouble?
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
10: You cannot target him without risking civilian casualties. Fortunately, your men manage to subdue him.choxorn said:
Knowledge is no substitute for experience.Abaddon said:
20 (20): You can now directly target other players' hitpoints to regenerate your own. This action will never fail; the roll will determine its effectiveness.
7: You have been assigned to assassinate the head of a corporate conglomerate involved in shady politics. He is somewhat alert to potential threats against him, and has fortified his headquarters with mercenary guards.CivGeneral said:
In other news, nobody has a pair to spare.
CivGeneral's persistent string of bad luck has made him frustrated (-1 to concentrative actions; +2 to aggressive actions).
9: You may be God, but you aren't a god.civplayah said:
4: You create a device capable of persistently draining the wearer's stamina. You find this out once you put it on, immediately losing 5 hp.Seon said:
5 (3): Some tattler has informed President Obama of your plot. The Secret Service is dispatched to take you out, ETA 3 turns.TheLastOne36 said:
16: A long nap has recovered your defencive bonus, and 14 hp.kill fire said:
17: You gain +3 to intimidation actions, suffer -2 to interpersonal charisma, and gain a +2 to your next action through the terror you inflict upon those around you as your cast off your ring of invisibility.tuxedohamm said:
19: You arrive at Milarqui's Mega-Mall.Omega124 said:
6: The general populace delights in your gift, which was uncoordinated and unable to claim any casualties. Dr. Hax is unamused, and reciprocates.mythmonster2 said:
ROLL TO DODGE!
17: All he hits is your helicopter. Frustrated, he wanders off.
18: You are a published author. Enjoy your prize.bestrfcplayer said:
18: The Devil is intrigued by your offer. In exchange for your oath of fealty, he will give you custody of Abaddon's soul and have a fire team on standby to evacuate you from a FUBAR scenario.Earthling said:
TheLastOne36 has regained clarity of mind.
TheLastOne36
Deity
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I hire a rebel army at my command. I send them to surround the Presidential Palace.
Take me on evil Government!
Take me on evil Government!
Abaddon
Deity
When did my soul become the devils property?!
Abaddon
Deity
Target bestrfcplayer with Soul Reave
kill fire
Enormous Midget
I create an energy barrier that cannot be penetrated by ANYTHING, the catch being that I can't move or attack while holding it up.
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=8864922&postcount=350
I'd already been commenting on players playing right into the hands of my master plan without realizing it. You or several other posters could also have just told me whether I should set a long term goal or not when I asked...but now it's a clear countdown.
Clarification: 18 is a nice role and all and I'm very glad the offer is there, so, just to be sure, to accept the final deal - is the chess match still on? If I win I walk away with one Abaddon and if I lose I'll have to serve the Devil as well? If that's an accurate statement of the terms, done. 10 turns from now, it's on.
If accepting the challenge doesn't count as an action - during the early part football game with the marching band I stretch and warm up for a bonus to my next physical action.
Omega124
Challenging Fate
I make sure I have my credit card.
GenMarshall
High Elven ISB Capt & Ghost Agent
I sneak into the headquarters via the sewer systems.
Seon
Not An Evil Liar
I send the device to tuxedohamm
mythmonster2
BEC NOIR! RUN!
Screw it, I give up my criminal roles and allow my second-in-command to take over all my various activities. Myth's going solo. I attempt to find the nearest player.
