Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[kill fire]

I'm carrying the glass.

Or do you mean you want to glass a KFC?

 

[GenMarshall]

I open the door to Room 352

 

[Double A]

I'm too lazy to type your full name all the time, so I abbreviated it as kf, which is boring. So then I made it KFC, which is significantly more awesome.

 

[Seon]

I sacrifice the stowaway to the goddess of luck.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Chop off civplayah's other arm.

14: You hack it clear off for immediate 14 damage. civplayah will take ongoing -2 hp until he receives proper medical treatment.

Then I look around again and see if I spot something else.

8: You see water, and sky, and the sun, and the island.

I bury the hobo near the temple and ask for guidance.

2: You dig up a land mine. It is liable to explode if you relieve pressure from it.

I see what I can get for the spare parts in my inventory.

13: You make a healthy $1200.

Instead of glassing his glass, just glass KFC.

11: The Covenant fires a well-placed shot for 9 damage.

I open the door to Room 352

18: IT IS A PAR-TAY!!!

I sacrifice the stowaway to the goddess of luck.

3 (1): STOP. KILLING. PEOPLE.
ROLL TO DODGE!
17 (15): A short-circuit deploys your smoke grenades, shielding you from divine wrath.

woodland man, TheBladeRoden, and Omega124 all suffer 20 damage for inactivity.

 

[GenMarshall]

I search for Rebecca Chambers in the room

 

[civplayah]

He healed fully? I'll have to do the same.

OOC: Just missed the update.

 

[merciary]

I gently place the hobo's corpse on the mine and run as fast as I can back to the temple.

 

[landlubber]

Okay, something BESIDES THAT!

 

[Double A]

The Covies beam me up to their ships (or send a dropship and pick me up) so I take little to no damage.

 

[kill fire]

I try to find out more about the purple crystal.

 

[Seon]

I sacrifice the stowaway to the evil god of luck.

 

[mythmonster2]

I absorb civplayah's healing energy.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I search for Rebecca Chambers in the room

18: Your RCMP badge compels her to join you. Oh, and take this bottle of Jack's.

He healed fully? I'll have to do the same.

20: Through sheer force-of-will, you re-grow your arms and regain your stamina.

I gently place the hobo's corpse on the mine and run as fast as I can back to the temple.

15: What feels like a harrowing eternity ultimately ends with you returning safe and the mine unexploded.

Okay, something BESIDES THAT!

7: There's an artillery gun on a lifeboat.

The Covies beam me up to their ships (or send a dropship and pick me up) so I take little to no damage.

1: The dropship drops on you.
ROLL TO DODGE!
10: You suffer 18 damage and it crushes your legs.

I try to find out more about the purple crystal.

3: You examine it close to your face when your arm twitches, and suffer 15 damage, but fortunately are not blinded.

I sacrifice the stowaway to the evil god of luck.

7 (5): The good goddess of luck is unamused by your two-facedness.
ROLL TO DODGE!
2 (1): You suffer 21 divine damage.

I absorb civplayah's healing energy.

2: You contribute 20 of your own health to his.

 

[Double A]

I search for Rebecca Chambers in the room

 

[civplayah]

I think I wanna hurt mythmonster.

 

[kill fire]

I examine the purple crystal again.

 

[Seon]

I demand to know why I got a 1! I should have gotten a 0!

Anyways, I get better..

 

[landlubber]

Can we look at something besides myself? Please?

 

[merciary]

I attempt to send away for a mail order degree in archeology again.