Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[landlubber]

I fire again.

 

[remake20]

Since I do not have the house. I claim it.

 

[kill fire]

Wouldn't the radiation from the energy sword kill Double A?

Anyway, I head back to the Mafia HQ

 

[Seon]

I use that feeling to encourage myself..

 

[!!!!!]

I sell my riot shield and pay the debt and gain any leftover money

 

[merciary]

I meditate while waiting for the replies.

 

[Double A]

I glass what's-his-name some more

 

[mythmonster2]

Prepare an extremely powerful shot with the Ultimate Weapon.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

Well, since I have 50 hp, I will then go to a hospitial to regan hp.

 

[civplayah]

I hide in my house after kicking Remake20 out.

 

[remake20]

I hide in my house after kicking Remake20 out.

Kicked me out? What did I miss?

 

[Abaddon]

I am very good at defending myself

 

[civplayah]

Kicked me out? What did I miss?

Wait, aren't you trying to sneak into my house?

Well, I'll just hide in my house.

 

[remake20]

No my house. The one that was build with the trees falling over.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I fire again.

5: The shot sails clear off the mark, and your boat is swamped.

Since I do not have the house. I claim it.

17: You install a makeshift alarm to assert your ownership.

I head back to the Mafia HQ

11: You return to your zhytlo.

I use that feeling to encourage myself..

8 (6): Before you get the chance, Chukchi Husky tells you you suck.

I sell my riot shield and pay the debt and gain any leftover money

4: You make all of $300, which promptly goes to restoring your equity.

I meditate while waiting for the replies.

20: Through the purging of material attachment, you gain +50 maximum hitpoints and regain lost health.

I glass what's-his-name some more

11: You fire off randomly and strike mythmonster2, Seon, merciary, !!!!!, Abaddon, and bestrfcplayer for 8 damage each.

Prepare an extremely powerful shot with the Ultimate Weapon.

4: The weapon begins to glow and smoke.
ROLL TO DODGE!
7: The overheating mechanism burns you for 5 damage.

Well, since I have 50 hp, I will then go to a hospitial to regan hp.

19: You regain 50 hitpoints.

I am very good at defending myself

6: You're a mediocre fighter.

Well, I'll just hide in my house.

2: An angry ape wandered in while you weren't home.
ROLL TO DODGE!
5: He beats you out of 8 hitpoints.

 

[remake20]

I use my cleats to attempt to run on water.

 

[merciary]

I receive my replies.

 

[mythmonster2]

I cool off the Ultimate Weapon.

 

[Seon]

I sacrifice Husky to the G0d of luck.

 

[GenMarshall]

I get something to ease my rage to manageable levels.