Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Seon]

I jetpack to Double A and then land on him.

 

[mythmonster2]

Charge at KFC, slashing through all in my path.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I find a phone, and use it to call in the Spartan team from last round.

20 (20): They track the call and space-drop on your position.

I continue the assault with more energy attacks.

7 (9): Your view is obscured by buildings.

The chimp puts it back in.

12: You blink hard for a minute, working 10 hitpoints back into your system.

i invent some medical thingy in my rudimentary clinic

2: IT'S A MONSTER!!
ROLL TO DODGE!
11: A monster ant. You squash it.

I dock at the island, get off the boat, and get them to the school.

4: You lose your footing and plunge into the water and the sharp objects below for 11 damage.

Her Doktor heals me to full health, since he escaped too, because he respawned next to me.

10: The blast destroyed his medigun.

I make a sandcastle

7: Just as you finish the mailbox at the front walkway, a wave rolls in.

I jetpack to Double A and then land on him.

8: The weapons have depleted your fuel reserves.

Charge at KFC, slashing through all in my path.

11: You collide with him, knocking out 10 hitpoints.

 

[kill fire]

I fly up into the air (if I have saiyen powers I should be able to fly) to get a better shot at Double A and avoid mythmonster.

 

[Double A]

Fine.

I use my clamshell to heal to full health.

 

[Seon]

go out and get POWERBOOST fueL, improving my performance as well as refuelling.

 

[landlubber]

As long as the dolphins are safe at the school.
Now, I ask the famed medical chimp to suture the wounds.

 

[!!!!!]

I get a Companion

 

[choxorn]

Wow, nice rolls. We go grab the phone and call in some UNSC space ships.

 

[Abaddon]

I get frustrated an try an concentrate so my next few rolls improve

 

[mythmonster2]

Hold on to KFC with an iron grip.

 

[civplayah]

I congratulate the chimp, give him a banana, and teach them about war.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I fly up into the air (if I have saiyen powers I should be able to fly) to get a better shot at Double A and avoid mythmonster.

5: A passing bird throws you off-balance.
ROLL TO DODGE!
15 (16): You land spryly, upsetting dust that obscures you from view, bestowing a +1 bonus to your defence for the next turn.

I use my clamshell to heal to full health.

9: It's pretty tough. You might break a tooth.

go out and get POWERBOOST fueL, improving my performance as well as refuelling.

5: A drunk with an armour-piercing shotgun staggers toward you.
ROLL TO DODGE!
15 (17): Turns out he's actually digging the whole robot getup, and bonds to you (not physically).

Now, I ask the famed medical chimp to suture the wounds.

4: A rhinoceros cuts the line, trampling you out of another 12 hitpoints.

I get a Companion

20: A lab technician named Igor knocks on your door seeking employment. He has no physical diability and a sharp mind.

Wow, nice rolls. We go grab the phone and call in some UNSC space ships.

17 (18): The ships are en route, ETA 3 turns.

I get frustrated an try an concentrate so my next few rolls improve

4: You strain your neck muscles for -9 hitpoints.

Hold on to KFC with an iron grip.

13: You jump on him.

I congratulate the chimp, give him a banana, and teach them about war.

18: Your ape troop is now ape troops.

 

[kill fire]

I fly up into the air again. I'm pretty sure that if I'm strong enough to lift mythmonster if I'm a saiyen.

 

[choxorn]

Awesome. Uh... we look for some pizza to eat while we wait for the UNSC ships to arrive.

 

[!!!!!]

yes, my first 20! we invent some medical thingy in my rudimentary clinic

 

[landlubber]

I punch the rhino and get the EMT's attention.

 

[civplayah]

Ooh, I want the rhino! I offer him/her some counseling to overcome their issues.

 

[Double A]

The Medic and I get beamed up to the Covie ship, where we are given new medic guns/healed (I think you can figure out who gets what).

 

[Seon]

I destroy kill fire with patriotism (nukes, etc)