Roll To Dodge XXVII: Boundless Edition

[bestrfcplayer]

I find the Lion some food.

 

[MaxaTheGreat]

Good, I can still join.

I attempt to climb out of the den.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I eat one of the lions

 

[Boundless]

I patch up my leg.

14: And what a job you do! Your leg is perfectly healed.

I make friends with the lions.

20: And what friends they are! You make friends with the lion gang and have them as your allies. +2hp and +2 to your roll for every use of your new furry friends.

I pull out a revolver and take a woman hostage.

6: The woman is much stronger than you and steals the revolver from you, running away with it (-2hp)

I walk out of the lion's den while it randomly explodes behind me, Hollywood style.

3: Hollywood loves explosions, especially when it hurts a few a long the way, you being one. The explosion comes from your pocket and you fall to the floor of the den in agony. (-3hp, -2hp/per turn for lack of recovery)

Now I attempt to strangle the lion.

11: One of the lion is strangled good and proper, but mechaerik is not impressed... You're still bleeding...

I look for other animals to tame.

20: You seem to have the whole zoo on your side! Hippos, tigers and gorillas flock to you in awe of your talents. (+3hp and +3 to your roll for use of your new furry friends)

I walk past a dancing west india man, stick my clawed hand deep into the heart of the fallen tree, and wrench forth a dowsing rod, the rest of the tree falls away into splinters.

2: Your devilish work miserably fails! They say the devil makes work for idle hands, but yours even as the devil aren't doing too good either. The tree falls on your devil horns instead and you are blinded by a branch, making it even harder to sense when water is around (-3hp and -2 to your roll when water is used against you)

I find the Lion some food.

9: He doesn't seem to want any... he's far too interested in mechaerik...

I attempt to climb out of the den.

4: Your attempts are in a vein as there seems to be no escape... (-2hp and -2 to your roll for every turn still in the den)

I eat one of the lions

11: You somehow eat a lion, but remember mechaerik is not too impressed...

 

[Red_Spy]

I learn to ride one of the lions.

 

[Abaddon]

I get the hippos to splash water on rhawn as the Tigers and Gorillas attack him.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I eat Mechaerik as well

 

[Skwink]

I mutter to myself and walk home.

 

[mechaerik]

I train my lions in the use of firearms.

 

[Tecknojock]

I obtain a super soaker with a tank that never goes empty.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I'm in, I find a Sith holocron in the cave.

 

[rhawn]

I sense someone trying to water me, I turn my evil eye on the hippos, they are now just giant sponge shaped hippos, they absorb the water. Abaddon draws my ire.

 

[SouthernKing]

If I can still join:

then I find teh Batmobile

 

[Mango Elephant]

I heal my bleedingness.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I try to escape from the lion's den.

 

[MaxaTheGreat]

I acquire a jet pack to fly out of the den.

 

[Boundless]

I learn to ride one of the lions.

15: Weeeeeeeeee off you go! The lion loves it! And it seems you can do this with any of the animals...

I get the hippos to splash water on rhawn as the Tigers and Gorillas attack him.

19 (20): WATER EVERYWHERE. The tigers completely destroy rhawn and he lies on the floor bleeding everywhere, losing him 7hp. The giraffes see this and you now gain them as an ally, and are now included in your +4 for rolls to your friendly friends.

I eat Mechaerik as well

9: He's not very tasty and isn't particularly happy about this, getting a lion to injure you with his paw. -2hp

I mutter to myself and walk home.

11: And home you go!

I train my lions in the use of firearms.

13(15): And what a job you do, they do it very successfully and are beginning to get hungry...! You can now use your lions to remove unwanted people from the den!

I obtain a super soaker with a tank that never goes empty.

10: Shame it wasn't filled up to start with eh... Your super soaker is useless.

I'm in, I find a Sith holocron in the cave.

13: You use your Sith Holocron to make a hole the cave walls!

I sense someone trying to water me, I turn my evil eye on the hippos, they are now just giant sponge shaped hippos, they absorb the water. Abaddon draws my ire.

10 (8): You're powers arn't quite strong enough after Abaddon soaks you.

then I find teh Batmobile

3: You find it, but it runs you over as it disappears out of the den and you fall to the floor of the den in agony. You have lost a leg, cannot walk and a lion is eating it. -4hp and -1 to your roll for every turn still in the den.

I heal my bleedingness.

6: Still bleeding, you stumble about the cave in agony, and a lion spots you in the process, kicking you harder. For every turn you are still in the cave and not at a hospital recovering you now have -2 to your roll.

I try to escape from the lion's den.

11: And you do it! You're outside my good man!

I acquire a jet pack to fly out of the den.

3(1): The jet pack falls on your head, and you fall to the floor of the cave next to SouthernKing. His lion has already devoured a leg and is looking pretty hungry. You are unable to walk either. -5hp and now -3 to your roll for every turn still in the den.

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Was waiting on west india man a fair while so -2hp because you haven't recovered, but you can still play!

 

[mechaerik]

Me and my lion squad attack yoshiegg and (they) eat him.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I eat every lion that attempts to eat me

 

[Abaddon]

Again the hippos splash away as I direct the Guerrillas to attack rhawn