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Roll To Dodge XXVII: Boundless Edition

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Boundless, May 2, 2011.

  1. Boundless

    Boundless Deity

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    I may be a newbie to the CFC bandwagon, but have fallen in love with this game and would love a shot at running one. Seeing as it's Roll To Dodge 27 (!) it's evidently rather popular, so let's see what we can do!

    I've nabbed rules etc off another recent game to help both me and you get started!

    If you want to join, then post your first action. The game officially begins with the following...

    Setting: You find yourself in a Lion's den at the zoo...
     
  2. Boundless

    Boundless Deity

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    Stats will go here...

    THE WINNER!!
    Abaddon
    In Lion's Den
    29/30
    Use of furry friends - (+4 to roll)
    Allies - Hippos, Tigers, Giraffes, Gorillas and Snakes (see below for separate rolls)
    SUPER POWERFUL Gun (+4 to roll, -2 to opponent's and +6hp damage).

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    Abaddon's Furry Friends
    15/15
    Hippo's killed rhawn
    Gorillas - Eating skills (+2 when body part eaten)
    Tigers - Super Strength (+5 where strength helpful)

    Abaddon's Giraffes
    9/15
    Fire-breathers (+2 to attack roll and +3 damage when used in attack)

    The Dead
    Spoiler :

    rhawn
    In Lion's Den
    The Devil, +2 to roll for all successful devilish actions, -2 to your roll for every failed devilish action
    -2 to your roll when water is successfully used against you
    0/30
    Severely injured, internal bleeding, covered in boils, bad breath, etc etc
    Sat on by a hippo which killed him

    Mango Elephant
    At hospital
    0/30
    +2 to roll for use of nurse in a crisis
    Killed himself so the lions didn't kill him...

    MaxaTheGreat
    In a tunnel filled with gold
    0/30
    Has 3000 English Pounds
    A mini gun - +2 to your roll for a successful attack against another player and -2 to their roll for a successful attack against them
    Has a hole for a face.
    Killed by Abaddon's Tigers.

    Yoshiegg737
    Kicked outside Lion's den
    0/30
    Injured by lion
    +2 to roll for a successful eat
    Inability to speak -2 to roll for anything requiring speech
    Killed by Abaddon's Gorillas

    bestrfcplayer
    Outside lion's den
    0/30
    Rifle - +2hp for successful attack against another player and -2hp for player attacked
    Shot self in the groin
    -2hp per turn for every turn with NATO against you
    +4 to your roll for every successful killing of an animal
    mechaerik's cry made his head explode


    Red_Spy
    In a puddle of mud (-4hp/turn)
    0/30
    Can ride animals
    Killed by Abaddon's gun and his hippos

    west india man
    In Lion's Den. (-2 to roll/turn)
    0/30
    Snake Poisoning (-7hp/turn)
    Killed by Abaddon's giraffes

    BSmith1068
    At hospital
    13/30
    -1 to roll for use of hands
    Killed by Abaddon

    Red_Spy
    In a puddle of mud (-4hp/turn)
    0/30
    Can ride animals
    Killed by Abaddon

    Darth Caesar
    In Lion's Den
    0/30
    Useless Sith Holocron
    Hasn't posted in forever so dead

    Tecknojock
    Out of the den
    0/30
    Has a useless super soaker
    Damaged foot - (-2 to roll/turn)
    Hasn't posted in forever, so dead

    Omega124
    In Lion's Den
    0/30
    Blind and has lost the use of 1 foot
    Has an MP-40
    Hasn't posted in forever, so dead

    mechaerik
    Helping rebels in Libya
    0/30
    Lion allies killed.
    Died of a broken heart


    Skwink Caesar
    At home
    0/30
    A lost revolver
    Failed Capitalist Revolution
    AK-47 (+1 Damage)
    Killed by Abaddon

    SouthernKing
    Out of the Den
    1/30
    Lost a leg
    Chuck Norris snowflake (+1 damage)
    Killed by Abaddon
     
  3. Skwink

    Skwink FRIIIIIIIIIITZ

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    I walk out of the den.
     
  4. Abaddon

    Abaddon Deity

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    I tame the Lion
     
  5. Red_Spy

    Red_Spy Surprised

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    I find a crack in the cage and go through.
     
  6. mechaerik

    mechaerik Tuturuu!

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    I use my superior human intellect to build a fire to repel the lions.
     
  7. rhawn

    rhawn Emperor

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    I have red scaly skin, a long black forked beard, cloven hoofed feet, an an irrational fear that someone will offer me a glass of water.
     
  8. Abaddon

    Abaddon Deity

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    rhawn's back! :w00t:
     
  9. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    I use brilliant timing to collapse a tree nearby onto the lion.
     
  10. Mango Elephant

    Mango Elephant Deity

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    I sit down and clap next to the lion.
     
  11. Boundless

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    HEEERE WE GO!




    13: You walk out of the den into the sunlight...

    10: The lion wants to resist despite your hard effort...

    3: You get stuck trying to escape and scathe your leg badly, a lion noticing in the process... (-3hp, -4hp to your dice roll for any attempt at escape)

    7: Your superior human intellect is actually just a very bad headache and no fire is built.

    19: You are the devil. All devilish actions gain +2 and +2 to fire resistance.

    16: The tree collapses! The lion yelps in agony as you dance around him celebrating!

    3: The clapping irritates the lion so much that he bites you on the hand. You are bleeding. (-3hp, -2hp/per turn for bleeding)
     
  12. Abaddon

    Abaddon Deity

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    Lolz, playing with fire!
     
  13. Red_Spy

    Red_Spy Surprised

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    I patch up my leg.
     
  14. Mango Elephant

    Mango Elephant Deity

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    I thought he would learn to love me and mah sick beatz. :( Apparently not.

    In an attempt to get the lion to like me better, I pull out 3 hairs from my scalp and offer them to the lion, slowly, always slowly.
     
  15. mechaerik

    mechaerik Tuturuu!

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    I make friends with the lions.
     
  16. Skwink

    Skwink FRIIIIIIIIIITZ

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    I pull out a revolver and take a woman hostage.
     
  17. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    I walk out of the lion's den while it randomly explodes behind me, Hollywood style. :cool:
     
  18. Mango Elephant

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    Good lord, y'all are pathetic. I change my orders. Now I attempt to strangle the lion.
     
  19. Abaddon

    Abaddon Deity

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    I look for other animals to tame.
     
  20. rhawn

    rhawn Emperor

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    I walk past a dancing west india man, stick my clawed hand deep into the heart of the fallen tree, and wrench forth a dowsing rod, the rest of the tree falls away into splinters.
     

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