I offer rhawn a glass of water.
(someone had to do it...)
(someone had to do it...)
Roll To Dodge XXVII: Boundless Edition
- Thread starter Boundless
- Start date
Mango Elephant
Deity
go to hospital.
SouthernKing
crickety cricket
I find a iron man suit and escape from the den.
bestrfcplayer
Steppin' up!
I get a rifle.
MaxaTheGreat
Feel Prussian Iron!
I've been known for horrible starting rolls.
I crawl to the jetpack, and attempt to fly again.
I crawl to the jetpack, and attempt to fly again.
Tecknojock
Keeping the world running
I summon a Pegasus with a rainbow mane to me and it flies me out of the lions den.
rhawn
Emperor
I curse abaddon, his teeth fall out, buboes spring out all over his body, his face is covered in festering boils that ooze and bleed, his breath now smells like a mix between spoilt mayonnaise and ammonia.
Darth Caesar
Might be a Wizard
I open the Sith Holocron and learn all the knowledge it contains.
Boundless
Deity
6(8): Your lion squad are a bit tired and can't really be bothered.
18: And so be it. You now have the power to eat every lion that attempts to eat you! +2 to your roll for every successful eat!
17(20): The Guerrillas attack rhawn as the hippos splash him with water. -8hp for poor rhawn who now has internal bleeding. You now gain the power to take your own roll and the animals roll separately who have 10hp to play with!
3: rhawn doesn't want the water, he's too busy bleeding internally, and you spill the water over yourself which is boiling hot, burning your hands so they are now unusable. -5hp and -1 to your roll for every attempt at doing something with damaged hands.
18: You go to hospital and make a full recovery. The bleeding stops and you are now safe and out of the cave. You also find a nice nurse who promises to look after you no matter what. +2 to roll for use of nurse in a crisis.
10(9): The iron man suit is actually just a fancy dress costume and you are still stuck in the den.
16: And WHAT A RIFLE. It's a mighty machine and can be used to attack other players - +2hp for successful attack against another player and -2hp for player attacked
4(1): You still can't fly as the jet pack is out of fuel. You're STILL stuck in the den. Now -4 to your roll for every turn still in the den and -8hp
17: You fly gracefully out of the den and gain +2 to your roll for using Pegasus as an escaping tool!
15: You ride the lion so well yoshiegg is hit for 6 (-3hp for him!). You gain +1hp
4: Your curse backfires and your devilish actions fail once more. Your teeth fall out, buboes spring out all over your body, your face is covered in festering boils that ooze and bleed and your breath now smells like a mix between spoilt mayonnaise and ammonia. -2 to your roll for every failed devilish attack and -2hp for the bad breath.
16: The highway explodes and you find a hidden burial ground underneath it with important documents which can teach you how to talk to animals. For every use of animal-speak once you have learned it you gain +2 to your roll.
9: The Sith Holocron is pretty useless and all you find out is that you quite like chocolate.
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west india man loses another 2hp for no post and no recovery - next turn with no post and he dies!
Yoshiegg737
Jungo Jungo
I eat a taco with myseterious powers
Tecknojock
Keeping the world running
I form a psychic bond with my Pegasus that allows it to anticipate my actions and therefore assist me in my rolls while I ride it.
I climb out of the den and go to the hospital.
Abaddon
Deity
I order the hippos to splash rhawn as the tigers tear him to pieces
The Gorillas attack MaxaTheGreat
The Gorillas attack MaxaTheGreat
Omega124
Challenging Fate
I find a MP-40
rhawn
Emperor
I die from internal bleeding and tiger mauling.
mechaerik
Tuturuu!
Me and my lions start a PMC organization, and become renowned at performing top secret black ops. Somehow.
