Roll to Dodge XXXI: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition (Part IV)

[Verarde]

Location: Virginia

Action: I check out what's happening around me.

 

[Skwink]

Location: War torn Seattle

Action: I gather rebels to attack a military base in the heart of the ravaged city of Seattle.

 

[Skwink]

I wish I knew what AK-47s were (other than a gun of course). Everyone on this game seems to love them!

The rebel's/guerrilla soldier's/African War Lord's rifle of choice.

 

[Takhisis]

Actually, it's Lord of War. I prefer it my way.

 

[SouthernKing]

Is this actually going to start?

 

[Abaddon]

Yep, i'm currently busy, but probably tomorrow night.

 

[Abaddon]

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Location: on a pirate ship.
I am the captain and take all other players hostage as my slaves.

6: Nah.

Action: climbing down from the tree by the river, I swing my axe wildly at all in the vicinity. Felix (the kitten in my sporran) watches amused.

18: It is an impressive swing, and what an axe!

In the studio housing the sets on which the above two movies are being filmed, I sweep the floor.

6: Nah.

In a submarine. I find myself captain of said submersible.

15: You are captain of a submersible.

The city from Sonic Adventure 2. I find a nuke.

10: Nope.

Location: Paris

I take over the French government, because I am actually Prince Napoleon! The French Empire shall rise again!

14: Eet iz so.

Setting: The glorious Motherland!

I become Premier

20: Welcome home Comrade. Everyones settings are revoked regardless of Roll and they find themselves outside the Church of the Savior on Split Blood in St. Petersburg.

Setting: On a deserted island with no land for miles. An impeding meteor will destroy the island in 2 days. There are also sharks all around the island.

I find rocket boots that fit

18: They some damn spunky boots!

Location: Mogadishu

Action: Find AK-47s

1: In that they are shooting at you! ROLL TO DODGE!

6: The bullets relieve you of 6hp and you start bleeding out.

Location: The Former Ugoslavic Republic of Macedonia.

Action: I get elected president in a landslide.

8: Nah, Brah.

Location: Virginia

Action: I check out what's happening around me.

14: All kinds of stuff!

Location: War torn Seattle

Action: I gather rebels to attack a military base in the heart of the ravaged city of Seattle.

11: They gather to your flag

 

[W|M]

I bandage myself while crawling out of the AK-47's lines of fire to find a tank.

 

[Catharsis]

I collect west india man's spare blood in a jar.

 

[Verarde]

I look around to see what kinda stuff it is.

 

[Boundless]

I become priest of the church.

 

[KaiserElectric]

I ignore the 2781st Communist Russian knockoff in Civfanatics and I go back to my submarine in the Atlantic Ocean.

 

[Red_Spy]

I head to my office and declare myself Premier for life.

 

[NinjaCow64]

I suddenly change into my Russian Major Persona (NOTE: That was a statement, not an action)

This is the action:

Drink down a gallon of Vodka! For Russia!!!

 

[KaiserElectric]

Not an action, but appropriate for the situation here.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I burn Red Spy with my rocket boots before fleeing the country

 

[Skwink]

I kill myself.

 

[Takhisis]

Having gone berserk on everyone else, I curse these Slav weaklings and attack them in the name of Norway!

 

[GamezRule]

I annex the Low Countries.

 

[SamSniped]

I join the game and suicide bomb the Premier of the Motherland!