Roll to Dodge XXXI: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition (Part IV)

[Red_Spy]

I annex all the former countries in the Soviet Union.

 

[NinjaCow64]

Orders Changed.

 

[GamezRule]

I impregnate the Empress.

 

[Verarde]

I discover hidden powers.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I walk out of the country

 

[NinjaCow64]

Scrap that,

I challenge Red Spy for presidency in a fair and unbiased election.

 

[Boundless]

(FINALLY a decent roll!!!) I use my demonic powers to turn the church into a strip club.

 

[Abaddon]

My trollish blood makes me regenerate. I'm not sure what other things my trollish blood makes me do. I feel strange things…

7: You seem to have run out of blood, trollish or otherwise..

I heal myself with me mind.

1: The strain of the concentration kills you.

I use the high-tech equipment on my submarine to rickroll everyone in the Church of the Savior on Split Blood in St. Petersberg.

15: "Never gonna give you up... Everyone is disorientated and recieves -1 to their roll..

I spill the rest of my vial of WIM's blood onto the steps of the Church of the Saviour on Spilt Blood, saying a little prayer for a cure.

13 (12): Your prayer is heard... the bleeding stops and your AIDS heads into remission

I annex all the former countries in the Soviet Union.

14 (15): It is done.

I impregnate the Empress.

2 (1): Attempted Rape is no laughing matter. Your titles are removed, and you are imprisoned.

I discover hidden powers.

12 (11): You can move around very small objects with your mind.

I walk out of the country

15 (13): You make it out the country...

I challenge Red Spy for presidency in a fair and unbiased election.

18 (19): You win a landslide victory!

(FINALLY a decent roll!!!) I use my demonic powers to turn the church into a strip club.

6 (7): Even with demonic powers, the conversion still would cost money...



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[Takhisis]

I engage in prayer to Thordenfálli, God of CFC, that he may make me whole and healthy again. I also bake biscuits!

 

[Catharsis]

I collect a whole lot of Takhisis's trollish blood from the ground.

 

[Takhisis]

ab, can't you loan it out to Boundless? The strip club is bound to generate money.

 

[Abaddon]

What?

 

[Boundless]

I use my powers to steal money from the poor to transform the church into said strip club.

 

[Verarde]

OOC: I assume this is limited telekinesis.

I announce to the general public my powers, and create a Jedi Order, teaching others with the same abilities how to focus their powers.

 

[KaiserElectric]

I steal and equip my submarine with Soviet atomic weapons.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I travel to a quiet mountain in Switzerland where I build a small wooden house

 

[Red_Spy]

I take command of the Red Army

 

[GamezRule]

I escape from prison and destroy the United Kingdom.

 

[NinjaCow64]

I use my new presidential powers to fix the GFC. WITH VODKA!!!

 

[Abaddon]

I engage in prayer to Thordenfálli, God of CFC, that he may make me whole and healthy again. I also bake biscuits!

5: Your prayer goes unheard as you bleed out..

I collect a whole lot of Takhisis's trollish blood from the ground.

6: You slip in the blood and twist you ankle.

I use my powers to steal money from the poor to transform the church into said strip club.

4 (5): Demonic powers don't seem to be much use for stealing...

OOC: I assume this is limited telekinesis.

I announce to the general public my powers, and create a Jedi Order, teaching others with the same abilities how to focus their powers.

1: You are locked up as a nutter. The key thrown away, and heavily sedated.

I steal and equip my submarine with Soviet atomic weapons.

13: You upgrade your submarine.

I travel to a quiet mountain in Switzerland where I build a small wooden house

20: A small wooden house to you, a castle to ordinary folk!

I take command of the Red Army

9: They do not respond to your command.

I escape from prison and destroy the United Kingdom.

15 (10): Awww, not quite. The bars are very weak now though.

I use my new presidential powers to fix the GFC. WITH VODKA!!!

1 (5): It seems finally, your liver has had enough. You are admitted into Hopsital with complete liver failure...


SouthernKing, west india man and SamSniped suffer -2hp from inactivity.