Ayatollah So
the spoof'll set you free
Apparently the most modern machines are (almost) totally silent, and make less noise say than a room fan would.
I've heard one, and it's true. Plus the new ones are smaller, like a book, not a toaster size like mine. My wife actually likes the white-noise it provides. She doesn't like the air blowing on her though, if I happen to turn on my side, facing her side. But mostly I sleep on my back, so it works out. Maybe they make one that blows all the exhaled air at an angle above your head or something, if that's an issue for you and your wife.
I was diagnosed with severe sleep apnea and my machine cures it. I also like the way it forces my air passages open so that, even if I'm having some congestion due to allergies, I can breathe pretty easily.
I never had significant daytime sleepiness before I got my CPAP. But my snoring was waking my wife, and sometimes even me (I mean, enough that I remembered it). And then there's the health benefits. Plus, I think all those years of low oxygen at night killed off a few brain cells. As you can see, I can't afford much more of that
