ok , let's be the first with the conspiracy stuff . The plane [that crashed] of course belongs a company where some Turkish individual is the major shareholder . The guy's Turkish company has been taken to court by Iran , with claims that the funds were stolen from the Iranian oil sales by Iranian co-owners and the company should be turned over to Iran . An Egyptian Goverment Minister has supposedly declared the plane crashed after entering Turkish airspace . ı don't think we are supposed to own Sinai , nor aware of any Air Defence Identication Zone . And just do not let the smarties hear this , for they are sure to claim claims and demand an invasion of Egypt to save our land and save some Sunni Brothers while at it , you know to rule Egypt (under our enlightened guidance) as a colony .
a concerted effort of some size convinces me to believe this would happen . From yesterday's newspaper ı learn the entire human race was cloned by aliens to dig gold in South Africa . Really , the aliens can travel all that emptiness between stars and they need monkeys on the trees altered to have a brain to use the shovel and the pick-axe . Just as an entry to the delight of the week ... The Men in Black are active in Turkey ! We learn 5 to 6 years ago an UFO crashed in a village in the West , the frightened family called the Jandarma , the Military branch the carries the policing of the rural areas and in just 20 minutes they arrived . You see , the glorious New Turkey can actually track UFOs , so unlike the idiotic Uncle Sam and be ready to act immediately ! The alien was taken away with all the wreckage ... Then , let's see , everything was turned over to US , to be taken to Area 51 ... A big one as far as PR gaffes go . If they are Americans to take stuff to America , how they can operate in the New Turkey which is so heroically patriotic ? If they are Turkish dudes clad Black , isn't it high treason ? You of course never heard this before now that the family was threatened . That they should never say a word to anyone and the guy who tells this on TV wows he will keep their identities safe . After identifiying them living in a lonely village near a small town with their houses 6 to 700 meters away from the nearest house ? Of course no pen size lights to make you forget , people are all barbarians in Turkey . They threaten to come back and cut throats if anything happenz ... ı was all primed up for the glorious declaration that this new brave Nation had shot it down with F-16s but the guy on TV is an UFOlogist , the glory of untouchable aliens is how he makes a living .
he rounded it up with the reminder that CIA asked for all the UFO files in Turkey some years back . Related to yours idiotly of course and an event back in 2001 when there was this airshow in Izmir and ı was there and asked an officer where the planes were and he laughed at me . Why , did you expect that he wouldn't ? Sure enough the newspapers next month had it that an instructor pilot in a T-37 had a dogfight for minutes and minutes with an object . T-37 is of course a poor thing , called a dog-whistle in USAF service ; the dastardly UFO ran away when F-16s were scrambled ... Didn't happen of course . If it had , the Air Force would remember it at the height of that Ergenekon sillyness when yours idiotly had regular overflights by F-16s dipping the wingtip to make sure that ı would see they were seeing me . For -you know- Lord Vader and stuff taking a care for me and to make me feel less miserable in that litany of failures which is my life , ı went to a strategy site and said all those coup-plotters were leaving all those incredible documents to take the reputation of this country down and down were doing that only because they were guaranteed a jail-free card by the US . This country had the Counter-revolution 'cause every smart person in the country knew there were idiots who would oppose the stealing of the Iraqi oil by "brothership" with the Kurds , on grounds of principle or mere hate or whatever . Which was a full scale co-operation , soon modified to destruction of neighbours as Nation States , because it's soooooooooooooooooooo scary to face America . Who schemes and plots to destroy us because they want to establish 'stan to steal some more oil and whatever . No , ı did not send a dogfight cylinder to dogfight a T-37 , just a coincidence , just a thing ı made up , establishing a connection between a real thing that happened and a newspaper article that came up inside the regular parameters of a long running American conspiracy that aims to weaken moral conceptions that might oppose amoral notions . Like destroying whole cities in a pre-emptive nuclear strike ; and everybody copies whatever America does anyhow . Though do not expect probes into nether areas in Turkey , we are famous all over the world for once our villagers threw rocks at this alien which was going around and forced him go away ...
all happening only because post # 3000 lacked a bit of strenght here or there . Must be why we also see the only kozmonaut of Syria on Turkish TVs , declaring he couldn't stand the tyranny of Esad Regime either . He's even ready to talk of his days in space to a younger audience . So , here it is :
ho ho ho hell no
we won't go
somebody really owes the Saudis one .
