That's all well and good, but what did you achieve today? (Part II)

[Farm Boy]

You like fat women?

A little too direct. Have to hide that in wordplay a little bit. Tongue-in-cheek misogyny can go a long way, so play it up.

Edit: to answer your question though - sure, I like fat women. There is nothing quite so suspicious as a skinny cook.

 

[Takhisis]

I never said the cheesecake was for her. And 'doing cheesecake', um… I really hate having to explain a joke.

 

[W|M]

Cheesecake is the best desert ever except for good Strawberry Shortcake and some types of pie.

Of course, it's even better than the Thar desert!

I find Strawberry shortcake disgusting as well.

 

[NickyJ]

I never said the cheesecake was for her. And 'doing cheesecake', um… I really hate having to explain a joke.

I'm cheesecake* about whether that joke was funny.

*(Check your link! #4)

 

[Eat_Up_Martha]

... sure, I like fat women. There is nothing quite so suspicious as a skinny cook.

Spilled water all over my shirt while laughing. Thanks.

Today I shouted obscenities at a defunct blender for a while and then shouted obscenities at my randomly slow computer for a while. I do believe it's Miller time.

 

[IglooDame]

Spilled water all over my shirt while laughing. Thanks.

Today I shouted obscenities at a defunct blender for a while and then shouted obscenities at my randomly slow computer for a while. I do believe it's Miller time.

Yep, those appliances won't berate themselves.

Got new tires on the '01 Escape - time to make that sucker run for another couple years.

 

[W|M]

Made a load of graphs about a small river.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Finished the weekly vacuuming.

 

[Takhisis]

Made a humungous sandwich.

 

[Truthy]

Finished my book.

 

[cardgame]

burning some DVDs, and uhh... that's about it.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

Watched the last Harry Potter. It was alright.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Finished my book.

Writing or reading one?

 

[W|M]

I just ate half a pizza.

 

[Truthy]

Writing or reading one?

Reading. It was a book 'bout the American Civil War.

 

[Takhisis]

I just ate half a pizza.

That's an achievement only if you're on a diet.

 

[Dachs]

Reading. It was a book 'bout the American Civil War.

Which?

 

[W|M]

That's an achievement only if you're on a diet.

The achievement was acquiring the pizza.

Also, I read part of a long article by Sullla on what he wants for Civ VI.

 

[Truthy]

Which?

"The Civil War", Bruce Catton. I'd describe it as the reader's digest version (pretty light introduction). I have a few other books on the subject that I will get into now.

 

[Dachs]

"The Civil War", Bruce Catton. I'd describe it as the reader's digest version (pretty light introduction). I have a few other books on the subject that I will get into now.

Catton's a fun narrative, if not particularly accurate or recent. McPherson is the best single-volume relatively recent book on the whole thing, but long as ass

but you probably knew that already