The CFC Confessions Thread

[PlutonianEmpire]

Spoiler to try to be considerate :

I have a firm belief that I simply do not have the mythical "The One" that most other people have and sometimes falsely claim to have met.

And, it's already common knowledge, but I too have never had a girlfriend. I am in the process of convincing myself that it will absolutely never happen, and to brace for a lifetime of singleness.

But I do confess it is damn hard forcing myself to accept that I'm universally hated by females.

Also, I think x-rated entertainment is just depressing as hell.

Plus, I went into a huge funk a while back, because I'm an attention-[w-word] who's obsessed with being funny and making people laugh, and was told I'm utterly unfunny. Of course, I try anyway because I keep forgetting that the Internet converts anyone and everyone into douchebags.

On top of that, I erupt into a boiling rage when even the most trivial of things do not go my way, and I do so on an hourly basis. Sometimes, it'll just make me seriously depressed instead, like in the previous paragraph.

Finally, I have a morbid and unhealthy obsession fascination with nuclear weapons. It's part of why Civ appealed to me so much.

P.S. I'm disappointed I took too long to write this to take advantage of BOTPS.

 

[TheLastOne36]

I hate the fact that there are so many stupid people and idiots out there. It depresses me whenever I think about it. I wish I never came on to that realization, it would make things much easier.

 

[Catharsis]

I would sleep with myself.

Been meaning to make a thread about this actually...

 

[Mango Elephant]

lolwut

I like China because of Pearl Buck and Avatar. I am not Chinese. But yes, I am a hypocrite. It's said what we hate most about others is what we hate in ourselves.

 

[Borachio]

I wish Plutonian Empire had a higher opinion of himself, and his sense of humour.

Both look fine to me. (I think he knows it really)

As for women, they're a bit like buses. Wait for ages, then three of them come along at once, just when you least expect it.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

As for women, they're a bit like buses. Wait for ages, then three of them come along at once, just when you least expect it.

And often they are like clouds. Once they leave it tends to be a nice day.

 

[WindFish]

Spoiler :

I'm MTF trans

I'm a Christian who can't accept the idea of there being a God

I'm incredibly masculine

 

[Borachio]

And often they are like clouds. Once they leave it tends to be a nice day.

Well, simpler. Certainly.

But some of them are such pretty little things.

(What can a woman do, that a man can't do for himself? I really can't conceive. I think Oscar Wilde said that.)

Windfish, are you really? I bet that's interesting...and challenging.

 

[History_Buff]

I have Carly Rae Jepsen's Curiosity EP in my car, and I genuinely, unironically love it. To the point where I think Call Me Maybe is among the lesser songs on it.

 

[WindFish]

Windfish, are you really? I bet that's interesting...and challenging.

Life would be boring if we were all the same

 

[Borachio]

Just so. On the other hand I'm all the same.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

And often they are like clouds. Once they leave it tends to be a nice day.

Or night, if you're trying to look at the stars.

Whenever one gets depressed about it, they just need to turn on the TV or look at Facebook, and then they'll realize they're not missing out on anything.

 

[GhostWriter16]

Nationalism and patriotism are, definitionally, the same thing. Patriotism is just overtly positive-connoted.

Denotatively sure. But I feel connotatively that they do express different things.

To me, patriotism is being proud of your country and its way of life while Nationalism is a desire to force that way of life on other countries or other sections of the same country in certain cases.

 

[bhsup]

I thought that was neo-conservatism.

 

[GhostWriter16]

I thought that was neo-conservatism.

That's correct, actually

I should stay out of semantics discussion

 

[Arakhor]

I get depressed very easily, and somewhat often. I just act mostly happy on here because real life sucks, and I don't want you all to hate me like people at school already do

Keep up with the happy stuff, because we really don't need any more self-loathing on CFC. Besides which, being positive is much more useful. Being negative never helped anyone.

 

[CELTICEMPIRE]

Here are some of mine:

Spoiler :

-I support legalized Marijuana
-I feel uncomfortable debating politics IRL since most of my friends are left-leaning.
-I have a low self-image: I'm always afraid that when people say that I'm funny, or fun to be around with, they just are saying that to make me feel good.
-I don't know what my friends would think if they knew that I spend hours a day on computer games, the internet, and reading history. I try to make sure nobody knows that side of me.
-No one knows what "CELTICEMPIRE's" real name is except me. My parents are good people, but very strict, and they are stuck in the early 90's, and think that by me posting online, I'm opening myself up to paedophiles. If I told them, they would be mad at me.
-If I lived in the UK I would vote Plaid Cymru.
-I was elected president of a micronation I helped found in January.

 

[Tecknojock]

- Fifth grade in elementary school was the worst school year of my life. Many times I came home and cried quietly in my room due to the other kids.

I had the same sort of problems in fifth grade until I broke a kids leg by pushing them off the slide. After that, the other kids left me alone. I claimed it was in a fit of rage, but it was premeditated. I still feel bad about it sometimes.

 

[warpus]

I hate bacon.

 

[Mango Elephant]

I don't care for bacon either. Sausage is good, though.