The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

[Uncle Sparky]

The man who stole my diary and Bible died today.
My thoughts and prayers are with his family.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

A pun walks into a bar and ten people die.
Pun in. Ten dead.

 

[Kyriakos]

This is probably the worst ever:

 

[Bonyduck Campersang]

 

[Miniskirt]

Ninjas hide in plain sight

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Need an Ark?
I Noah guy...

 

[Miniskirt]

Is this the forum to post alpaca jokes? Or just Llama jokes?

 

[Miniskirt]

The Cowboy came to the frontier town wearing his spiffy new paper suit.

He got arrested for rustling.

 

[Narz]

What happened to the loser in the simulation when he tried to turns his foes against each other and conquer the world?

.
.
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He got a divide by zero error.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

I used to be afraid of running hurdles...
but I got over it.

 

[Miniskirt]

Ninjas hide in plain sight

 

[Bonyduck Campersang]

 

[Miniskirt]

they couldn't spell 'poll', sheesh

 

[Uncle Sparky]

They said it couldn't be done...
so I didn't do it.

 

[Kyriakos]

Maybe @Arakhor will like this.
Has only one curse word in the entire joke (and it's not central to anything), so I suppose it is ok to post...

 

[Arakhor]

I knew what the punchline was going to be simply from the thumbnail.

 

[Kyriakos]

I knew what the punchline was going to be simply from the thumbnail.

Hm, how?
I mean you'd at least need to get to the

Spoiler :

naming part

, no?

I read that

Spoiler :

the nursery rhyme refers to how Irish immigrants were treated, when they tried to beg in the US. Nursery rhymes often have dark origins.

 

[Arakhor]

Because I've heard the joke before, that's why.

 

[Kyriakos]

Because I've heard the joke before, that's why.

That itself was awful

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Sasquatch is often mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains...