The many questions-not-worth-their-own-thread question thread XVIII

[shadowplay]

There's no way I'm sitting on a public toilet without taking a blowtorch to my ass afterwards to kill the germs.

 

[Farm Boy]

Your public toilet seat is almost always cleaner than the doorknobs in your office building/dorm/restaurant/whatever.

It probably seems gross because it's a bathroom but so long as there isn't feces actually strewn about the stall it's almost always cleaner than 100 things you take for granted.

That said, if you have to crap at 5 p.m. crap at 5 p.m. Don't view it as sticking it to the man, view it as a biological necessity. You don't do yourself any favors hauling that baggage around for overtime.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I never sat on a public toilet ever since I use one of those auto-flushing ones. It startled me very badly.

 

[Farm Boy]

It startled me very badly.

At least you were already in the right place!

 

[Verarde]

I need to have a birthday card written in the next 15 minutes.

For:
Female
17
she's having a casual dance.

I know her well enough to be invited. She only invited people she obviously considers her friends.

What should I write?

 

[madviking]

I need to have a birthday card written in the next 15 minutes.

For:
Female
17
she's having a casual dance.

I know her well enough to be invited. She only invited people she obviously considers her friends.

What should I write?

Posting this, I'm assuming you want romantic undertones. So, I'm thinkin' a bit of a personal message beyond the 'happy birthday soandso'. Something like 'whenever you're free you can come over to my pad xoxox'. (Last part optional)

 

[Quackers]

picture of your penis

 

[Mango Elephant]

^ no, no, someone else's penis. Preferably a black guy's.

 

[Quackers]

...how come?

 

[salty mud]

...how come?

So she'll say, "good lord, look at that! It makes me want Verarde's penis right this very instant!"

Don't you know anything about women?

 

[Skwink]

How often do obviously guilty murderers and other criminals go free because of mistakes the police and prosecutors make, like collecting evidence without a warrant, or using statements that are under privilege?

 

[Cutlass]

How often do obviously guilty murderers and other criminals go free because of mistakes the police and prosecutors make, like collecting evidence without a warrant, or using statements that are under privilege?

Probably less often than someone goes to prison despite the mistakes of police and prosecutors. But since so much of it is unproven, accurate statistics don't exist.

 

[Civciv5]

What is the name of that Chinese hat/crown that many emperors of the Qin,Han and other dynasties wear?

 

[shadowplay]

It's a crown. I can't find the Chinese name for it.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

The European crown looks much awesomer. Take the Bosnian one, it has lilies.

 

[Flying Pig]

How often do obviously guilty murderers and other criminals go free because of mistakes the police and prosecutors make, like collecting evidence without a warrant, or using statements that are under privilege?

However much, it's entirely worth it to make sure that no innocent people go to jail because the police screw up, or to make sure that the police does not turn into the Stasi.

 

[Civciv5]

The European crown looks much awesomer. Take the Bosnian one, it has lilies.

That's no answer of on question.
And I say that the Chinese crown is much awesomer then that puny,little mockery of Great Crowns.
The Chinese crown has pearls that swing when you move!
Look at the better Qin Shi Huang LH in the database!

 

[Arakhor]

The Byzantine crown was even more impressive than the Papal crown and deliberately so.

 

[Civciv5]

The Byzantine crown that Justinian wears is not impressive.
And if you mean another crown,shown me a picture of it.

 

[Mango Elephant]

I have a question. What are some good books on Chinese/Korean/Japanese history? Really, East Asian in general.