The many questions-not-worth-their-own-thread question thread XVIII

[timtofly]

Chair. Couches are designed to allow two people to sit comfortably on it.

So what would you call a couch with two recliners built in to it?

 

[Cutlass]

So what would you call a couch with two recliners built in to it?

Uncomfortable for use as anything other than 2 recliners.

 

[Ajidica]

So what would you call a couch with two recliners built in to it?

A bad idea?

 

[mayor]

A together-apart couch?

 

[_random_]

A bad idea?

Not especially. They're pretty awesome.

 

[Traitorfish]

That is the ugliest item of furniture I have ever seen.

 

[NickyJ]

Not especially. They're pretty awesome.

Spoiler :

 

[_random_]

You people seriously don't have those? We have one like it, and it's remarkably comfortable and not especially displeasing aesthetically.

 

[Farm Boy]

I don't particularly care what a couch looks like so long as it is comfortable when I plop my fat rear in it.

 

[Ajidica]

That is the ugliest item of furniture I have ever seen.

I'm more concerned about her...huge tracts of land being different sizes.

 

[Flying Pig]

I'm more concerned about her...huge tracts of land being different sizes.

Bonus points for the Python reference.

 

[Farm Boy]

Baby Joey preferred lefty last time around. Happens all the time!

 

[shadowplay]

I understand that observant Muslims may not handle pork without 'cleansing' themselves afterwards. What exactly does 'cleansing' in this sense entail? I assume it means more than just washing your hands well.

 

[Flying Pig]

Prayer, I think.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Bathroom dilemma .

I knock off work at 5.30pm and often around 5pm I feel like going to the bathroom for a crap . Now I live 5-8 minutes from work so I have a 2 choices .

I can go at work and get that bizarre satisfaction from going to the bathroom on company time , getting paid for it and maximizing my leisure time at home .....BUT

If I wait , I get to go on home turf which I find much better than a shared bathroom at work . So it's a better experience , but the cost being personal leisure time .

Thoughts ?

 

[salty mud]

Good lord, man, how long does it take you to expel faecal matter?

But I find it much more preferable to do it on home soil, where you know your toilet meets your own personal standards. And since you live in Australia, you can't be certain if there isn't a hideously large arachnid lurking under company crappers.

 

[azzaman333]

Being paid to crap is worth the lower level of comfort.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Being paid to crap is worth the lower level of comfort.

On face value yes , but consider this .

The longer I spend on" the man's" toilet the more I'm getting paid to do so , but the greater the price paid in forgone comfort .

@Salty mud......The presence of arachnids need to be factored into most activities

 

[azzaman333]

On face value yes , but consider this .

The longer I spend on" the man's" toilet the more I'm getting paid to do so , but the greater the price paid in forgone comfort .

@Salty mud......The presence of arachnids need to be factored into most activities

Well, I dunno about you, but I try to minimize my time on the toilet regardless.

 

[Verarde]

I don't like using public toilets. I prefer the comfort of my own.