The most important thread you will read today. I swear!

[bhsup]

Maciej: I'll take middle east atrocities for $600, Alex.
Alex: The hell you will. Try again.
Maciej: But...
Alex: Shut up, I mean it. Try again, and do better this time.
Maciej: Fine. I'll go with Poland and its place in histor...
Alex: I warned you, didn't I? You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Maciej: AAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... *thunk*

Alex: Okay, Sven, your turn.
Sven: Yes! Okay Alex, how yummy rancid fish snacks for $800 please, Alex
Alex: ...
Sven: Is there a problem, Alex?
Alex: No, Sven, no problem at all. Goodbye.
Sven: AAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... *thunk*

Alex: *sigh* Okay, Pauline, your turn.
Pauline: Thank you, Alex. I would like...
Sven: HELP, FOR THE LOVE OF ODIN! A SVALBARD POLAR BEAR IS EATING ME!!
Polar Bear: *rawr* *munch munch* *burp*
Alex: ... Okay, I think... yes, I think we should have no more interruptions from Sven. Continue, please.
Pauline: Yes, I would like What tan lines are you sporting for $1000.
Alex: YES! Yes! You are closest without going over! Pauline, come on down!!!

Okay, I think I used about three different game shows there to set this up. But anyway, I'm curious what y'all have in the way of tan lines. Why? I really don't know why I am curious. I just am.

Me? Well from mid-thigh down I'm pretty tanned. From mid-upper arm down on my arms I am pretty tan. From neckline up I am pretty tan excluding where my beard is covering, but including my scalp since I pretty much just shave my head bald now. Everywhere else I am incredibly pasty white.

Don't be shy! Share!

 

[JollyRoger]

just a red neck

 

[bhsup]

Friggin' Texans. Y'all would wear wrangler jeans and a flannel shirt even if it were 110 F outside...

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Do you really expect people to read that microscopic font?

No tanning for me. I've barely been outside at all this summer. Besides, I tend to burn rather than tan, so I cover up.

 

[bhsup]

Do you really expect people to read that microscopic font?

I didn't want the prelude to take up the bulk of physical space, but I see you're point. I'll edit out the size adjustment.

 

[timtofly]

Pasty white is the new PC. No one is going to want to pay for all the skin cancer caused by even the remotest tan. "If I'sreal-ly can't have a tan, neither can any one else, since that is so immoral on so many levels." So even if it does not give you skin cancer.. wait, what is the topic again?

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

I'm a programmer. Any sort of tan will eject me from the Programmes Guild.

 

[cybrxkhan]

I am very, very slightly less tanned around my buttocks, but it's always been like that. Generally I'm not really that tan anyways. Actually, I'm generally pretty happy with my skin tone at the moment - not ghostly pale, but not much tan, just perfect.

For what it's worth, I don't find tans very attractive.

 

[Loppan Torkel]

I am very, very slightly less tanned around my buttocks, but it's always been like that. ...
For what it's worth, I don't find tans very attractive.

Around your buttocks..?


For me: I walk around in t-shirs, shorts and sandals all days. Mostly inside though.

 

[cybrxkhan]

Around your buttocks..?


For me: I walk around in t-shirs, shorts and sandals all days. Mostly inside though.

Yeah, around my buttocks, from my hips to vaguely somewhere in the middle of my thighs. Not as noticeable as when I was younger. When I was seven years old and changing and wondering why my butt was a different color than the rest of my body.

 

[Zelig]

Some minor tanlines on my feet from sandal straps:

Spoiler :

Nothing otherwise, I wear sunscreen if I'm outside. Probably somewhat more tan on my shoulders than my ass, from not applying sunscreen as often as I could when I'm outside without a shirt.

If I'm hiking I wear pants, long-sleeved shirt and sombrero, so only need fairly minimal sunscreen on my hands and face/neck.

 

[bhsup]

Oh, I forgot to mention the strip of pasty white around my arm just up from my left wrist where my watch goes. And thanks to Zelig's post, I now remember that my feet themselves are white since I don't usually go outside without shoes.

 

[The_J]

I'd not even have an idea how to get a tan.
I'm sitting all day during work at the computer, and half of my free time too.
I burn my arms a bit during lunch breaks, but that's it :/.

EDIT: Yeah, and feet like Zelig.

 

[Loppan Torkel]

Yeah, around my buttocks, from my hips to vaguely somewhere in the middle of my thighs. Not as noticeable as when I was younger. When I was seven years old and changing and wondering why my butt was a different color than the rest of my body.

Okay, I imagined you cutting your jeans to get a nice tan of your butt only..

 

[cybrxkhan]

Now that Zelog mentions that, I did have some real bad tan lines around my feet due to sandals a couple of years ago.

Oh, I forgot to mention the strip of pasty white around my arm just up from my left wrist where my watch goes. And thanks to Zelig's post, I now remember that my feet themselves are white since I don't usually go outside without shoes.

In high school there was this guy at my bus stop who had really, really bad tan lines due to his watch. He was one of the most heavily tanned Chinese guys I've ever met, yet when he took off his watch it was like pure white.

 

[Spidernova]

Friggin' Texans. Y'all would wear wrangler jeans and a flannel shirt even if it were 110 F outside...

Hey man, as another texan, you get used to it.

 

[Cutlass]

I've been out in the sun a lot this summer. Mainly wearing shorts and a t-shirt. So knees to sock line, bicep on down, and neckline up. I use a lot of sunblock.

 

[El_Machinae]

 

[Traitorfish]

Not so much as a hint of tan. I don't tan very much anyway, I mostly just burn, but I've hardly spent any time outside at all this summer, mostly just shuttled back and forth between my flat and my job and occasionally the university library. It's actually pretty pathetic, now I think about it.

 

[Gori the Grey]

@ thread title: Empty boast, since there's no competition.

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