The Official Chuck Norris Thread

[eastsidebagel]

@ I did, but found "hydrochloric acid" to be the correct one.
P.S.:What does it actually matter?

 

[Firestorm94]

There is no one who doesn't like Chuck Norris, well, no one who hasn't regretted not liking him, at least.

 

[classical_hero]

@ I did, but found "hydrochloric acid" to be the correct one.
P.S.:What does it actually matter?

It matters since he is cheating death every time he has breakfast.

 

[mechaerik]

It matters since he is cheating death every time he has breakfast.

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death; he wins fair and square.

 

[Dumanios]

Chuck Norris is Death,the Grim Reaper gave his position to him.

 

[Annex]

Chuck Norris is Death,the Grim Reaper gave his position to him.

Correction: Chuck Norris killed death and took the position.

 

[eastsidebagel]

Correction: Chuck Norris killed death and took the position.

Correction: Chuck Norris killed logic before the creation of time, invented a time machine, granted himself immortality by the means of a black hole generator, made himself Master of all Living, created several parallel universes...are you still following me?

 

[Huayna Capac357]

If in a strange method of ripping the space-time continuum two Chuck Norrises were created and fought each other, Chuck Norris would always win.

 

[Dumanios]

There are no Tornadoes,Chuck Norris hates trailer parks.

The movie Godzilla is about Chuck Norris's visit to Tokyo.

 

[eastsidebagel]

If in a strange method of ripping the space-time continuum two Chuck Norrises were created and fought each other, Chuck Norris would always win.

Why is the only reply I can think of on this claim "Big Deal!"?

 

[salty mud]

Chuck Norris created Winnie the Pooh.

 

[eastsidebagel]

Chuck Norris is the only man alive who watched through the whole movie "2 girls, 1 cup"...twice!

 

[Annex]

Chuck Norris is the only man alive who watched through the whole movie "2 girls, 1 cup"...twice!

Then round house kicked his computer, killing both girls.

 

[salty mud]

Chuck Norris is the only man alive who watched through the whole movie "2 girls, 1 cup"...twice!

And then re-enacted it, with WINNIE THE POOH!

 

[eastsidebagel]

And then re-enacted it, with WINNIE THE POOH!

To be honest, this gave me the idea for the 2 girls, 1 cup-reference...

 

[Huayna Capac357]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity....twice.

 

[holy king]

 

[holy king]

 

[Dumanios]

Chuck Norris was the 4rth wise man and gave Jesus the gift of Beard,Jesus wore it proadly until the day he died.the other 3 wisemen conspired to keep Chuck Nborris out of the Bible.they later died of Roundhouse kick related deaths.

 

[Huayna Capac357]

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the earth down.