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Jewel Runner
What if the Devil never did anything that requires repenting....?
The Bible was written by people. The perception of the Devil as the Ultimate Douchebag is our perception. It could be completely wrong. What if God and the Devil were working together from the start? Evil people need to go somewhere (whether Hell or Purgatory or Gehenna or Bakersfield or whatever else it's called), and that somewhere needs somebody to run it. In the same way that handling your weekly trash doesn't make your local garbage collector a bad person, Satan could simply be the guy who decided to take the rather thankless job of cleaning up the afterlife's trash......
The image of Satan as Lord of Hell really comes from John Milton much more than it does the Scriptures, where his primary duties are tempting people into sin and making their lives miserable.