That logo looks downright classic.
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It's like I'm being fellated by a jazzy 50s auto repair shop.
TIL that, according to Titu Cusi Yupanqui, the penultimate Incan Emperor, his father Manco Inca fought the Spanish on horseback with lance and shield. Also, when Atahualpa first heard of the bearded white men who came riding large animals with silver feet, his first thought was that he wanted to hunt these strange new llamas. So he showed up to Cajamarca with a retinue of a few thousand armed only with knives and lassos for hunting the new llamas. His retinue were massacred.
The Incas put up a damn good fight with the Spanish. Actually the Mayans did too. And the Aztecs. And a whole lot of other people.
The generic history textbook more or less gives the impression that once the Old World diseases swept through and the Spanish conquered their capitals the native Amerindian states just threw their hands up in the air and said "ok we lost I'll willingly become your slave and grovel at your feet, no problem dude" but in fact they put up a lot of good resistance for a very long time.
Does remind me of how one of my professors told me a simple Inca trick against the Spanish was to wait until the Spanish went into a narrow canyon and start rolling boulders down.
Fun Fact: The car park for my uncle's law firm in Tallahasse is the location de Soto camped to celebrate the first Christmas in North America.De Soto failed to find any gold, died of disease before he could return home, and perhaps only half of his men returned clad in rags and hides in improvised ships, with all of their animals dead, because de Soto systematically antagonized every Indian he ever met.
Fun Fact: The car park for my uncle's law firm in Tallahasse is the location de Soto camped to celebrate the first Christmas in North America.
wait whatI'm writing a 25-page paper
It is a lot, more than I've ever written. It's for my senior seminar course, which is required to finish with a bachelor's in history. I've read so many conquistador accounts of the conquests that I'm surprised I'm not sick to death with Indians, Incas, and Spaniards. But I somehow managed to stretch it out so much that I think the 30-page limit isn't enough.Twenty-five pages is a lot of pages. My papers come up to, like, eight pages. Twenty-five pages sounds more like a dissertation.
My grandmother was terrible at cooking vegetables. She was great with fish, though, and soup.I quite like brussel sprouts from time to time. Can get boring if you eat them all the time. It's like brocolli: what do you do with brussel sprouts apart from boil them and put a bit of butter on them?
They've not nice over-cooked, though. But then few things are.
Sounds like some of the term papers I routinely typed back when I had my home-based typing business. November was usually a well-paying month for me (I charged by the page).Twenty-five pages is a lot of pages. My papers come up to, like, eight pages. Twenty-five pages sounds more like a dissertation.