Toilet humour - funny since ca. 1900 BCE

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World's oldest joke traced back to 1900 BC

LONDON (Reuters) - The world's oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests toilet humour was as popular with the ancients as it is today.

It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

It heads the world's oldest top 10 joke list published by the University of Wolverhampton on Thursday.

A 1600 BC gag about a pharaoh, said to be King Snofru, comes second -- "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."

The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the bawdy face of the Anglo-Saxons -- "What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? Answer: A key."

"Jokes have varied over the years, with some taking the question and answer format while others are witty proverbs or riddles," said the report's writer Dr Paul McDonald, senior lecturer at the university.

"What they all share however, is a willingness to deal with taboos and a degree of rebellion. Modern puns, Essex girl jokes and toilet humour can all be traced back to the very earliest jokes identified in this research."

The study was commissioned by television channel Dave. The top 10 oldest jokes can be viewed at www.dave-tv.co.uk.

I lolled! ;):p

Mods, i wasn't sure where to put this.. here, humour & jokes or OT. Move if incorrect.
 
At least for us, yes. There is the cultural factor as well - i remember example about how funny the following joke is for Masai:

Two men meet, other one asks
'how you seen the x lately (x = third man)'
'he looks like old cow'.

According to magazine i read this from it is very funny for them, even though it sounds like a flat bad insult for us. Even comparing someone to useless cow is funny, since cows are so valued.

Then again, Sumerians might have just sucked at toilet humor. ;)
 
I notice that while the Sumerians' effort may be older, the English were the first to come up with a joke that is even vaguely close to amusing.
I think this joke business sums up very well the evolution.

Jokes have become more complex and their quantity has grown so some of them must be at least amusing in some shape or form but there is still lot of bad jokes hanging around here which people seem to not get away from and they seem to multiple every once in big crowds.

Not sure is it progress or regress.
 
It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

:lol: that's actually funny.
 
At least for us, yes. There is the cultural factor as well - i remember example about how funny the following joke is for Masai:

Two men meet, other one asks
'how you seen the x lately (x = third man)'
'he looks like old cow'.

According to magazine i read this from it is very funny for them, even though it sounds like a flat bad insult for us. Even comparing someone to useless cow is funny, since cows are so valued.

Then again, Sumerians might have just sucked at toilet humor. ;)

Jesus... thats like a joke a culchie here would love
 
Toilet Humour- funny since ca. 1900 BC :gripe:

Seriously though. Back on topic, that English joke sounds almost like a modern dirty pun.
 
i'm sure the Sumerians would think our jokes are a load of crap.
 
I laughed at the Sumerian one.

I think it helps if you assume "in her husband's lap" is a euphemism for screwing, then it reads like "one thing you can be sure of: a woman will fart on her husband's cock while he's screwing her" and that's just hilarious.
 
In times of olde
When knights were bold
And toilets weren't invented

You left your load
Upon the road
And walked away, contented
 
A boatload of young women in fishnets all for one person is not a joke, it's a travesty.
 
The british one is quite amusing, albeit outdated.
BZZZT! Wrong!

I (and a lot of people I know, most of them guys strangely enough) still have a bunch of keys hanging at my (their) thigh(s), ready to poke holes that have been poked several times before.
 
Perhaps these jokes rymed makeing them funnier.
 
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