things go in circles , amazingly they do . My #1000 in CFC was supposed to be , you know , jokes and all . Thirty hundreds later , this country is still supposed to invade Syria , am still like
ho Ho Ho Hell No
we Won't Go
and in that 5 years between , let me see , the New Turkey fought the seperatists , allied with the seperatists , fought the seperatists again . Those greatest men on earth turned out to be traitors , especially to Islam , even if ı was able to tell something was wrong with them , and even telling that to a classmate from the Anatolian High , even before 1990 or thereabouts , after seeing a Lavi or two on the cover of "Penetration" , their flagship magazine . Awesome name , "Penetration" as they were penetrating everywhere and am pretty sure ı wouldn't be able to understand a single page ... Even today . And for those not properly aviation minded , Lavi was an Israeli project , basically "inspired" by the Novi Avion's early days . Supposedly cheaper than a F-16 but carrying more farther and faster and lower and to be paid by the American taxpayer while the Israeli shareholders were to make it big as it replaced the F-16 on the export market , so that the American taxpayer would have to make up for the net results of lesser performance from the US Aviation sector , too . J-10 , the Chinese thing Beijing shook in the face of them Russkies so that they decided to allow the Flanker cloned , is of course
not based on the Lavi , the then darling of the Congregation that would loved if the old Turkey bought hundreds of the Israeli thing and America amply rewarded the Congregation , but a different rendition of the Novi Avion . A Yugoslav MiG-21 replacement , which is like totally a halved Rafale . And yes , its Russian thing was to be the Su-37 of 1990s . Su-37 these days is a Flanker and kinda better than an halved Rafale .
post #2000 involved me ranting on how heart broken ı was on the eve of the New Millenium , no Alpha Base on the moon and me being nothing despite once being the kid who could have found a job at the F-16 factory in Ankara , if only he could fathom "Integrals" at the math lessons . Fortunately , Life is not always a lemon and as an achievement since then , ı can surely say ı have finally "discovered" Danni Futuro . A comic so obscure that it doesn't have a Wikipedia page in English , but was a long running part of the kids magazine yours idiotly used to buy weekly . The proper thread being a casualty of the Qatari "crisis" before it even started you can assume this is going to be a pointless rant as usual : but let's start with a debunking or two ...
valerian and Laureline (freshly made into a movie apparently no critic loves) has been put forward as an inspiration for Star Wars , especially in the ship form . namely the Millenium Falcon . If you have any amount of references you will see this :
found too close to Space 1999's Eagle . So , a "variation" was developed :
no doubt matching the early X-Wing format
and yeah , this is really a work into History however banal and trivial . Finally developed into the Blockade Runner everybody knows . The one that changed movies like forever or something , being hammered over Tatooine .
millenium Falcon being described as a bitten off Hamburger and ı don't think there has ever been any "consensus" on a French influence as claimed at the link down below . ı really hate Xenforo for ı still don't know how to add links in an unobtrusive way ... Aaand :
which is the state of the art of the year 2104 . Where this Danni dude finds himself after a plane crash in Antartica in 1990 . Cold water puts him into hibernation and from the French language jpg files ı have , he is gotta be "born" in 1968 or so . Which is presumably the start of the comics as well , apparently by the group that publishes Tintin . It's really all about what's hip in early 1970s , just like the guy manages to get lost while solar surfing . You know , he has these wing like things , and very tiny ı must say , having seen 10 by 10 mile contraptions tested or something . He ends up in some planet where he saves some girl . Very tired and bored she decides to jump off a cliff , he intervenes , all the Joe Publics come after him with stones and sticks . You know , a straight rip-off from Conan in Hyperborea . Then ends up on a spaceship that has breasts and am not kidding . Now you won't see that in the SW universe . His ride coming there to solar surf was actually
and this reminds you what ? Solar panels on the TIEs ? No man , they were sails before they became radiators :
as proven by the Space Pirates . If you look carefully , it's tied to the breastship by actual ropes . Oh yeah , no nipples . Thanks to your friendly sensor . And just let me remind you that they are still passable stories , even if ı can't read French or Spanish . Action against spoiled rich kids that hunt space whales . Female lead joining a circus in the "Andromeda" galaxy ; back then joining a circus was probably the hippest possible thing in Europe . The madness of mutual assured destruction obsession of Man benefitting only insects , like 2 meters tall and kinda far more smarter or something . The Tunguska event happening every week on the planet of Space Mongolians , with some corporation doing some sheninigans . It even shows dead people ...
now , where did ı see this ?
apparently the J guy is claimed by an inspiration of sorts for the droid duo , R2D2 for the can do attitude and the CP03 for the clumsiness . Was such a surprise to see that labelled as Jorge . You see , they had it as Jul -as Jules of the French edition would be prounced in Turkish . ı knew it from that Verne that it was a male name , so Jul had to be a "girl" , you know , 35 years ago . Never claimed ı was smart , right ? Comics are important , man . Helps the kids and idiots to read . Can't read French , for starters , but can follow the story ; no doubt helped by having read them in Turkish so many years ago . Even Valerian was awesome , seen on a magazine that wasn't sold in my city at all . With Turkish names to the characters and apparently happening in space , it broke my heart , too .
ah , this is an anniversary and stuff , gotta be out of the ordinary . Stuff happens all the time like the relevant authority making a mistake in calculations in university exam . 1500 people that had won learn they did not . 1200 who didn't now won . Mostly related to the graduates of Imam Hatips . Which is declared to , you know , silence people who don't like the New . Appears such a mistake happens for the second time , hence "sabotage" , hence Congregation ... With the finest of the Right taken over by the said , they really need to be vigilant and active to put all their sons and daughters into places ; so that the New young generation can contribute to the dumbing down of the country on their own . As repeatedly said back in my time if you failed to win , that was your own failing or lack of effort and nobody elses . The dumbest rich kid might have extra tutors and fail and his parents would send him to a private university on Northern Cyprus , but never there would be correction like this . Now , the dumbest poor kid can be asured of success as long as his family , extented family whatever is partizan enough .
the only amazing thing is that the authority has issued a message of "Sorry!" These couple of years the same authority has been busy teaching the kids about keeping the time . They close the doors 15 minutes before the exams' start and there have been literally hundreds of cases of kids and families in tears for they were a minute late ; that minute translates into a full lost year . While talking of standarts at such times and how everybody is punctual in foreign countries , all we have from the authority is a "Sorry!" . You know , in godless Western countries there would be dozens of resignations , up to the Ministers of Education . In Japan they might even commit harakiri . While Islam bans suicides , what happened to 100 years of "Japan succeeds because its ethics are copied from Islam" narrative , something yours idiotly repeatedly encountered in almost 20 years of schooling ? "Sorry" ? Ah , they release a statement that 300 000 places in universities are still empty . Generally in forsaken places where the losers will have to pay for food and rent and make their financial contribution to provincial bigwigs , while losing 2 or 4 years of their life to get a diploma that's almost good only for wiping the windows , if not their backside . See , if feeling hurt for loosing a spot you have won , there are 300 000 places still available for grabbing , in a bid to waste your life . This year , they are making such wordy press briefing because they created 1200 spots for "their" kids in better places .
but then no point in that . All those mistakes , if they are mistakes , add to the power of the New . If you look like unhappy , they discover they have done a mistake here or there . If you are happy you will win even without taking the exam . States were discovered to improve war , right ? The New Turkey is all about its denizens getting anything while denying everything to the rest ; while still imagining the rest will carry the burden . Which is correct and right , because let me see , the New was born to rule the world . Can't understand why they haven't taken over the planet yet ...