"Two cows" jokes, CFC OT style

[warpus]

POLISH CORPORATION: Get drunk on vodka, kill both cows, make sausage, eat sausage, wake up and look for cows.

 

[CaptainF]

Dawgphood001 has two cows. He eats them both. He later starves due to short term thinking and not realizing that he could have subsisted on the milk.

 

[Tycoon101]

*Bump*

Perfection has two cows. He uses his powers to duplicate them and put them in tuxedoes. Then he turns them into spam.

 

[Rossiya]

I had two cows, but then this kid ate them.

I didn't think things like that still existed.

 

[Perfection]

Tycoon has two steers.

 

[Dionysius]

an irishman has two cows. he sells the first to england,
the second to france, and buys whisky with the profit.

 

[Perfection]

Dionysius had two cows, but they got taken away because he didn't read the opening post.

 

[skadistic]

Perfection had two cows and promptly destroyed them for leaving "patties" in his pentagon.

 

[azzaman333]

skadistic had two cows. He had his cows and ate them twice.

 

[CIVPhilzilla]

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

The best way to go!

 

[Zarn]

Bozo has two cows. All three crave food.

Perfection has two cows. He makes a new cow-themed avatar in celebration.

Azzaman has two cows. He takes them to artifical turf.

 

[Whomp]

Zarn has two musician cows. They made a music video called "cows with guns".

http://www.3dweb.no/galleri/stuestolbm/bilder/anim1.swf

 

[Birdjaguar]

Oh my! One from the vaults.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Perfection has 24000 cows. He receives another one for each spam post.

Kan has no real cows, he drew them all.

 

[TheBladeRoden]

VEGETARIAN: Keeping cows is cruel, so you set them free to live cow life as it was meant to be lived. 10 minutes later they are hit dead on the highway.

CATHOLIC CHURCH: You want to raise cows. You want everyone to raise cows. You want to tell everyone how to raise cows, and you want them to pay you to do so.

ISLAMIC TERRORISTS: You've been raising your cattle for awhile yet. Then some guy moves in next door raising chickens. Jihad!!

 

[Perfection]

Birdjaguar claims there really are no cows because God alone is.

 

[Souron]

Birdjaguar has two cows. He makes a poem about them.

 

[CIVPhilzilla]

Stephen Colbert has two cows. He realized they were a threat to America.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

MattBrown had two cows. One left the herd to go spend two years in Sacramento preaching to the heathen goats. Another cow was arrested in Nevada for mating bulls with calves; MattBrown then pointed out that that cow had left the herd over 100 years earlier.

Cow me, folks.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Cuivienen has two of the only cows in a field full of bulls.

nonconformist is the only cow farmer who hasn't given into peer pressure and actually bought cows.

Chukchi Husky has two cows, but he always reminds everyone that they are no good.