Unique names for UHV goals

Two more:

Inca:
Mit'a: Build five Tambos and a road along the Andean coast by 1500 AD
Sierra de la Plata: Have 2500 gold in 1550
Eight Incan Regions: Control 60% of South America in 1700 AD

Japan:
Bushido: Have more than 18000 culture in 1600 AD
Dai Nippon Teikoku: Control or vassalize Korea, China, Philippines, Indochina, Manchuria and Indonesia in 1940 AD
Kibo: Be the first to complete the tech tree.

"Dai Nippon Teikoku" roughly translates to "Greater Japanese Empire" and Kibo is the Japanese name of the module that they contributed to the International Space Station.
 
Three more:

Phoenecia:
New Tyre: Build a Palace and Great Cothon in Carthage by 300 BC
The Punic Wars: Control Italy and Iberia in 100 BC
Traders in Purple: Have 5000 Gold in 200 AD

Portugal:
Cartaz: Have 14 open borders agreements by 1550 AD
Da Gama's Spoils: Acquire 12 Trading Company resources by 1650 AD
Empire of Tordesilhas: Control 15 colonies in Africa, Asia, and Brazil in 1700 AD

Russia:
Eastward Expansion: Colonize Siberia by 1700 AD.
The Cold War: Build Trans-Siberian railway by 1920 and be the first to build the Manhattan Project and Apollo Program.
The Iron Curtain: Have friendly relations with 5 communist civilizations in 1950.
 
How's this:
Arabia:
Islamic Golden Age: Be the most advanced civ in 1300 AD
Jihad: Control or vassalize Egypt, Mahgreb, Spain, Mesopotamia, and Persia in 1300 AD
Shahadah: Spread Islam to 40% of the world

Yeah that's good too. The only problem is that they are too similar to the Islamic URV titles, so I tried to spice it up a bit.
 
Here's another three:

Ethiopia:
Jesus Wasn't White: Found Catholicism
Incense Road: Acquire 3 incense by 600 AD
Independent Africa: No European colonies in East and Sub-Saharan Africa in 1500 AD and 1910AD

Holy Rome:
Crusade: Control the Apostolic Palace and Church of the Holy Sepulcher in 1200 AD
Ninety-Five Theses: Found Protestantism
Musical Masters: Settle three great artists in Vienna by 1700 AD

Prussia:
Enlightenment: Settle 7 great people in Berlin by 1900 AD
Lebensraum: Control Italy, France, England, Scandinavia, and Russia by 1940 AD
Engineering Einstein: Be the first to complete the tech tree

The first Ethiopian goal could probably have a better name although I do find it kind of amusing.
 
The first Ethiopian goal could probably have a better name although I do find it kind of amusing.
Prester John is a good alternative.

Though the more humorous names make me wish DoC had some kind of WoW-style achievement system.
 
Eight Incan Regions: Control 60% of South America in 1700 AD
Why eight? Tawantinsuyu means (roughly) 'land of the four quarters (or corners, or regions...)', not eight.
 
Why eight? Tawantinsuyu means (roughly) 'land of the four quarters (or corners, or regions...)', not eight.

I realize that. The reason I went with eight is because to get that UHV goal you have to control almost twice as much land than what the Incans historically controlled thus I decided on eight regions. That's the nature of these stretch goals.

Perhaps an alternative might be Andean Empire or something to that effect.
 
I realize that. The reason I went with eight is because to get that UHV goal you have to control almost twice as much land than what the Incans historically controlled thus I decided on eight regions. That's the nature of these stretch goals.

Perhaps an alternative might be Andean Empire or something to that effect.
Oh, that's a good rationale actually. I like it. :)
 
A few more:

Persia:
King of Kings: Control 8% of world territory in 140 AD
Lord of Lords: Control 7 wonders by 350 AD
Immortal Empire: Control 2 holy city shrines in 350 AD

Thailand:
The King and I: Have open borders with 10 civs in 1650
The Circle of Power: Make Ayutthaya the most populous city in the world by 1700 AD
Siamese East India Company: Allow no Europeans in South Asia in 1900 AD

Mexico:
Church and State: Build three cathedrals of your state religion by 1880 AD
You Say You Want a Revolution...: Create three great generals by 1940 AD
Nietos de las Aztecas: Make Mexico City the largest city in the world in 1960 AD
 
Here are some ones that no one seems to have touched yet.

Poland:
The Commonwealth: Have three cities that are at least size 12 in 1400 AD
The Golden Freedoms: Be the first to discover Liberalism
The Unified Church: Build 3 christian cathedrals by 1600 AD

Tamil:
The Glory of the Cholas: Have 3000 gold and 2000 culture in 800 AD
The Lost Empire of the Seas: Control or vassalize the Deccan and Srivajaya in 1000 AD
The Merchants of the East: Acquire 4000 gold by trade by 1200 AD

Tibet:
The Empire of the Mountains: Acquire 5 cities by 1000 AD
The Teachings of the Himalayas: Spread Buddhism to 30% by 1400 AD
The City of Peace: Settle 5 great prophets in Lhasa by 1700 AD
 
This thread is fantastic. I give you the seal of approval.
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Vikings:
All your base are belong to us: control the core of...
Sorry Columbus, we won. be the first too...
Greed is good (3000). acquire...

México
¡Qué viva Zapata!
Get 3 great generals
 
I love these titles. So much.

Can we actually make all of them funny titles like this?

I think it's better if we have normal names for the main version.

BUT...

We can create a module with funny names.
:groucho:
 
I think it's better if we have normal names for the main version.

BUT...

We can create a module with funny names.

New thread nedeed!
 
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