We shall be conquering the world!

[Tee Kay]

Population of CFC: 186,977.

Let's see any contributions you made to this effort.

Any contributions I make now will just go to support your bid to enslave all of the CFC and less importantly the world.

My fellow Fanatics, The kangoroo without a tail is only trying to destroy our noble cause by dividing it into sides. He is not a team player, but a traitor to the cause.

Says the tyrant.

There is no "team" in "dictator".

Does anyone have any cool slogans for my campain for governor? I need something catchy, like "Yes We Can" or "I Like Ike" or "Read my Lips. No New Taxes". Something people can shout to block out all thoughts of doubt.

"Don't Vote For Me"

 

[Ajidica]

At the time, there were ten people who signed up. I'd say that's about 1/10 of the world.

Math. A skill not nescesary for a leader.

My fellow Fanatics, The kangoroo without a tail is only trying to destroy our noble cause by dividing it into sides. He is not a team player, but a traitor to the cause.

Lets purge him, and all others that may be subversive. The innocents have nothing to fear.

Spoiler Tailless :

Remember, dictators can always be overthrown later when they outlive their usefulness or get too nutty. Look at Robespieirre.

Something people can shout to block out all thoughts of doubt.

"Workers, Unite!" Hows that?

Before we can have a slogan we need a political base from which we can shamelessly lie in order to get votes.

 

[GoodGame]

Your photographic memory and Spanish skills make you suited to be a spy. A noble job for sure. But you being tall is a detremental factor. You wouldn't want to stick out as a spy, you want to blend in! As long as you're not too tall, you'll be fine.

“The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.”

-Paris Hilton quote

 

[Tee Kay]

Lets purge him, and all others that may be subversive. The innocents have nothing to fear.

Oh wow, purging the Commissar for Nationalities. That'd be ironic.

It is Bobbtjoe who's the counter-revolutionary and the enemy of the people. His authoritarian reactionary imperialist-rightist approach has no place in the CFC Empire.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Jesus you're helpful.

What does the pop. of CFC have to do with this?


Excuse for not helping our noble goal. If you don't like it you can geeeet out.

Says the fascist. ( quote: "CommunFascitsCenter" /quote )

Fine. Ruin our once-in-a-lifetime chance to rule the world.

 

[Tee Kay]

Your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to use the honest spammers of CFC to become dictator of the world, more like.

You are not our leader. If you do get elected in California, then your efforts will just be one among many towards our final and inevitable victory. You definitely should not get to have 1/3 of the Americas and 1/3 of Africa.

 

[Ajidica]

Lets just go hole-hog and try the Committee for Public Safety. We even have a guide from Robespierre!

To punish the oppressors of humanity is clemency; to forgive them is cruelty.

Pity is treason.

Terror is only justice: prompt, severe and inflexible; it is then an emanation of virtue; it is less a distinct principle than a natural consequence of the general principle of democracy, applied to the most pressing wants of the country.

Once again, my fellow CFCers, we have reached an impass, a location from which we cannot retreat, cannot avoid. We are treading on grounds which are fragile and new-formed. In our attempt to subvert the aged Ancien Regime and replace it with out new order, what society shall we create, which will endure unto the breaking of the world?

 

[Tee Kay]

In the interests of Civver Unity, I support Bobbtjoe's bid for Governor of California.

 

[Mustakrakish]

Timeline:

November 4, 2010: I become the new governator of California

November 10, 2010: Cull begins secret talks with the Chinese government

December 1, 2010: The Chinese finally agree, and backs up California's independence.

December 30, 2010: California pronounced independant nation by the UN. The USA agrees. California, China, Cuba, Vietnam, and Brazil united as one country, The CFC Federation (CFCF for short). Massive facsist and socialist reforms take place. Every CFCF citizen works toward the war effort.

January 2, 2011: The CFCF Federation isolates itself from the rest of the world. Economic slowness occurs as a result.

Febuary 25, 2011: Barrack Obama and his cabnet members assinated. Pentigon, White House, Capitol Building, and The Empire State Building bombed in day of terror. 100,000 people die as a result.*

Febuary 27, 2011: The American government captured terriorists, trialed and exacuted. Not much was released by the American government, but the terriorists were "known to play a lot of Civ Rev."

June 14, 2011: CFCF army surpasses 250 million

December 12, 2011: CFCF makes a surprise invasion of the states of Washington and Oregon. War is declared upon the US.

July 2015: The US is anexed. Peace is delared. The death toll surpasses 40 million.

November 2015: The small countries in Central America and hte Caribbean invaded. Incredibly successful. CFCF army surpasses 750 million.

June 2016: Mexico invaded from the north and south. Annexed.

September 2016: All South American (excluding Brazil and Chile) nations sign defensive pacts.

December 2017: CFCF doesn't give a flying floodle anyway. Declares war on Colombia.

June 2020: All of South America Annexed.

August 14, 2023: The rest of the world enters 2nd Depression. Worldwide communist revolts occur.

July 2035: CFCF military campain in Africa begins. Invasions of South Africa and Madagascar begin.

October 4, 2040: Africa conquered.

December 24, 2040: The remaining nations of the world sign defensive pacts.

November 12, 2045: The CFCF Federation declares war on Saudi Arabia. World War Three erupts.

June 15, 2060: The CFCF Federation manages to win the war. World Domination is comeplete.



This is how I expect the plan to go down. It will take 50 years, but we can pull it off.

Spoiler :

*No, I am not suggesting or making light of terriorism. Be civil, guys.

Looks like your time-line is more fit for a Civ4 game than conquering the real world... 50 years? The world ends in 2 years so we need to act faster. I say make me the leader. Yes me, just a front-line soldier in your master plan. Also an aspiring artist who unfortunately wasn't accepted to art school, but that's irrelevant. We will not make it a 2 front war. No, we make it 4 front war. The world won't be expecting that. we will take it by surprise!
Let's not invade Russia until we have the rest of the world under our control though, ok guys? Seriously...

 

[Tee Kay]

No, let's not invade Russia at all. We should seize power from within!

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Looks like your time-line is more fit for a Civ4 game than conquering the real world... 50 years? The world ends in 2 years so we need to act faster. I say make me the leader. Yes me, just a front-line soldier in your master plan. Also an aspiring artist who unfortunately wasn't accepted to art school, but that's irrelevant. We will not make it a 2 front war. No, we make it 4 front war. The world won't be expecting that. we will take it by surprise!
Let's not invade Russia until we have the rest of the world under our control though, ok guys? Seriously...

First off, I never said I would become leader. I don't know where you guys are getting that. I suggest that I be the governor of California on the basis of living there my entire life, plus my charmistic skills. By WIM becoming president of Brazil, is he also wanting to become world dictator?

No, we need to take this slowly. We slowly rise to power, or we pull a Hitler. He couldn't even take all of Europe.

 

[Cull]

You propose plans, proposed wide gasp of lands, proposed leadership of Cali.

Revolution is at hands.

 

[Perfection]

Revolution is at hands.

You guys are hopeless.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Yeah, we're just prolonging the eventual Perfection conquest via GDR.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I can be the Minister of Surrealism.

 

[W|M]

Oh, I can use cavalry to destroy anything, including tanks. My Total War cavalry skills are AWESOME. Infantry not so good, however...

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Charging with calvalry in Total War is like shooting fish in a barrel.

 

[W|M]

Charging with cavalry EFFECTIVELY in Total War leads to awesome results. Unless you have light cavalry/horse archers, where you constantly harass the enemy until they get to your infantry, then charge them with heavy cavalry around the back. I absolutely love doing that.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

I know it's extremely effective, but that doesn't make it any harder. It's like an insta-win button.

 

[Ajidica]

Fellow CFCers who will be leading the worldwide revolution! We cannot become bogged down in trivial facets of a game that is not the one created by the Most Glorious Leader.