Weird News ε' - The fifth column

[r16]

uhm , yeah , kinda normal . But like against arguments against abolishing Monarchies . New Turkey's leading "thinker" died after 30 or 50 years of claiming Charles was a secret Muslim and he would never be allowed to be the King ... By the time people learn the name of Liz Truß to claim she was a secret Muslim , she would loose some elections .

 

[AmazonQueen]

The Redcoats are returning

King Charles declares Trump rightful president

according to QAnon anyway. Not sure its a good look for Trump, restored to power thanks to British bayonets

 

[Narz]

Software engineers from big tech firms like Google, Amazon, Microsoft, and Meta are paying at least $75,000 to get 3 inches taller, a leg-lengthening surgeon says

The surgeon breaks the patients' thigh bones and inserts nails that are extended with a magnetic remote control every day for three months, GQ said.

www.businessinsider.com

Tech bros paying big $ for height reassignment surgery

 

[AmazonQueen]

The existential threat to America

Forget guns, drugs, immigration, inflation, QAnon, China or Trump.

 

[Arakhor]

Why is it nearly always middle-aged men making these pronouncements? Their parents likely said much the same about  their generation thirty years before!

 

[GenMarshall]

The existential threat to America

All I have to say is...

....what?

 

[Arakhor]

At least it wasn't the gays or the woke or universal suffrage, so small mercy, eh?

 

[NovaKart]

Software engineers from big tech firms like Google, Amazon, Microsoft, and Meta are paying at least $75,000 to get 3 inches taller, a leg-lengthening surgeon says

The surgeon breaks the patients' thigh bones and inserts nails that are extended with a magnetic remote control every day for three months, GQ said.

www.businessinsider.com

Tech bros paying big $ for height reassignment surgery

That sounds so awful. Maybe short people could move to some country where people tend to be shorter. My aunt is 5’2 and she said it was great when she visited Peru, she wasn’t that short anymore.

 

[Takhisis]

At least it wasn't the gays or the woke or universal suffrage, so small mercy, eh?

I think ‘little mercy’ would be a more appropriate expression.

 

[Kyriakos]

I always thought that Kevin film was trash anyway

 

[Broken_Erika]

Beer spill truck crash closes Florida highway​

A Florida highway was blocked on Wednesday by thousands of beer cans after a crash with five semi-trailers.
All lanes were closed after the semi-trailer carrying the beer crashed into trucks parked on the side of the road.
Photos taken at the scene by the Florida Highway Patrol show so many spilled beer boxes and cans, the road can barely be seen.
The highway was eventually reopened some hours later. Only minor injuries were reported.
According to the Tampa Bay Times, two semi-trailers crashed on the busy highway on Wednesday morning and pulled over.
Two more semi-trailers pulled over to help, as well as a pickup truck.

A fifth semi-trailer - the one carrying the beer - failed to stop in time and crashed into the parked vehicles.
As well as the beer, concrete being transported by one of the lorries also spilled all over the road.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-62990366

 

[Yeekim]

Are we witnessing mobilization or bridal abduction?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1572891163518029826

Just when "Ask a Russian" thread would have been handy...

 

[Samson]

They are transporting a pig and it does not want to be transported.

 

[Kyriakos]

That is one huge pig... I bet it could bite their heads off.

 

[Samson]

I was thinking I would not get my hands that close to the pigs mouth.

 

[r16]

5 minutes ago ı read the Zombies will strike tomorrow , because the date was mentioned in the Simpson cartoon series .

 

[Kyriakos]

5 minutes ago ı read the Zombies will strike tomorrow , because the date was mentioned in the Simpson cartoon series .

I googled it, and read that the conspiracy theory is also related to a stupid error a german mp made, when he said that everyone will remember what they were doing in the 24th of September. It was stupid in two ways: first, he (apparently) meant to say the 24th of February (when Russia invaded). Secondly, I doubt many people remember that date/had it memorized as the start of the war - I certainly didn't.

 

[NovaKart]

I googled it, and read that the conspiracy theory is also related to a stupid error a german mp made, when he said that everyone will remember what they were doing in the 24th of September. It was stupid in two ways: first, he (apparently) meant to say the 24th of February (when Russia invaded). Secondly, I doubt many people remember that date/had it memorized as the start of the war - I certainly didn't.

I couldn’t even tell you the month

 

[Kyriakos]

I couldn’t even tell you the month

I could, but only because it costed me a business deal - the other party backed down due to fears of downturn due to the war.

 

[r16]

accordingly it appears some woman named Jennifer Zeng who lives in the US has twitted that the Chinese Military has made a coup , arresting Xi Jinping . In case zombies do not show up we can still talk about how the evil Commies attacked with hordes and beat back the coup . America WILL NOT allow Simpsons insulted or something .