What Every Man Should Know

[amadeus]

(1.) Support yourself. Don't be a leech.

(2.) The lesbians in adult videos are not the lesbians you will see in real life.

 

[Patroklos]

- Start a camp fire, and generally be competent at camping in general.

- Take shot of whiskey straight up without looking like a wuss.

- How to propery drink and enjoy scotch.

- How to smoke a cigar.

 

[MobBoss]

1. When to cry.
2. When to not cry.

 

[Perfection]

3. When crying is optional but not necessary.

 

[jeps]

- Take shot of whiskey straight up without looking like a wuss.

nAH, actuyally being able to drink whiskey (not shot it0 is important.

also, being able to distinguish good beer from s*** beer

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[Patroklos]

- Not being a beer snob and being able to drink crap beer when the occasion warrants without whining like a little girl about it.

- Same concept above, applied to food. There is a place for a filet mignon from a fancy steakhouse, and a place for a venison from the spit, knowing when to eat which and how to enjoy both is important.

 

[Leifmk]

I take exception to the black-and-white portrayal of the gun issue -- personally, I have neither any particular interest in shooting them, nor any particular fear of them. They're not a useful tool for me in my situation, so I've never bothered to learn much about them beyond the basic safety rules (always treat a gun as loaded, never point it at anything you're not willing to destroy). Instead I'd like to propose a more generalized amendment: A man should be able and willing to learn how to use any type of tool that will be useful to him.

Also, as a side note, my woman is capable of and will insist on carrying her own stuff, she's got a strong child-bearing body like a healthy woman should. Especially the legs, if you know what I mean.

 

[Grisu]

change a tire

never needed to so far

5) properly throw a football

you meant to say, kick, right?

#) Providing for your woman is your first and foremost responsibility, and if you fail to do so you fail as a man.

#) Find a woman who can provide for herself and is not dependent on your professional success.

Not in Germany, unless you want it to ricochet in your face. Trust me on this.

So, I guess peeing standing up is one skill you haven't mastered yet, eh?

- Not being a beer snob and being able to drink crap beer when the occasion warrants without whining like a little girl about it.

- Same concept above, applied to food. There is a place for a filet mignon from a fancy steakhouse, and a place for a venison from the spit, knowing when to eat which and how to enjoy both is important.

wait, did you just compare venison from the spit to crap beer? maybe junk food would have been a better example :riot:

 

[Basil004]

how to seduce a womanhalloween costumes 2010

 

[Bartleby]

How to win arguements on the internet.

 

[Gigaz]

-How to solve Schrödingers Equation in simple cases
-How to set up a new computer
-How to sing properly

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

1. Every man should know better than telling other men what they should know.
2. Every man should know how to appreciate irony.

 

[Brighteye]

Notch up another repeat of what Kipling said.

 

[fugazi]

Where a woman's clitorus is.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Is that like a clitoris, but one which is donut shaped?

 

[Benefactor]

How to make a fist. The amount of times I've seen men do this wrong is baffling.

 

[Quackers]

-Don't smile or laugh when falling over or losing in sport. YOUR A MAN

 

[classical_hero]

Don't take advice from the internet.
Never read the manual, we c an do it by ourselves.

 

[Ramius75]

Change a light bulb
catch cockroaches
eat worms
eat insects
eat snakes
dating
sing a song well
play an instrument
start a camp fire
set up a tent
kill animals
iron their own shirts
not listen to women (except his mom)

 

[Squonk]

What are some things that you think every man should know how to do? Please post some reasoning, rather than just making a long list.

My suggestions:
1) Tying a tie (because every man needs to look nice at some point)
2) How to properly cook a steak (steak is manly, man cannot live off of microwave alone)
3) change a tire
4) bait a hook
5) properly throw a football

OK GUYS READY GO!

1) I don't know how to do it. I used to know it, but haven't tied any for years, so I have probably forgotten.
2) I don't.
3) I don't.
4) I don't.
5) I don't.