It will take some time to work something up, but remember you asked for it.
But, more substantially, for the nonce:
I’m not saying “nobody can be expected to understand 100% of the words in a film or text in a book on a first reading” I’m saying I don’t think anyone, including his original audience, understood 100% of the words in Shakespeare. I’m saying that I think this is the special (though not utterly unique) way in which Shakespeare specifically operates as a verbal artist: he lets one get the gist of his passages, but overwhelms one's processing capacities at the lexical level.
(Texts, incidentally, don’t really count, because you control the pace, pausing or quick reading back as needed. S’s artistry works partly because it’s in a medium that keeps rolling on, whether you can keep up or not. And modern films don’t count because there dialog is generally intended to be transparent.)
And I’m not talking about the place of rap in our culture, or its accessibility (in your sense, yet, but be patient); I’m talking just about its linguistic accessibility, its comprehensibility. Are you someone who listens to rap? If the answer is “not too much,” would you do me another favor? (You’ve already been very obliging). Would you listen to Eminem’s Rap God and tell me what percentage of it you feel you pick up on in a first listen. If it’s already a piece you know, I’ll have to find another that you don’t know in order to do this test. It has to be one you're coming to for the first time.
I don't listen to rap but I don't see how any of this discounts what I've been saying. I suppose you'll tell me in due course, but right now, I completely disagree that Shakespeare is accessible because I understood 25% of the words and got the gist of the plot. That seems like a ludicrously low bar to set for "accessibility". If this is what you mean when you say that something is accessible, and if this is a premise upon which you base your argument, then it is no wonder that we disagree.
Something that you can only understand 25% of on first reading is inaccessible. Something that you can understand 100% of on first reading is accessible. What about this is controversial?
Incidentally, I don't think your argument even requires Shakespeare to be accessible. You can just say "no, it's not accessible, but the 75% that is inaccessible is where the artistic merit is found; it is in this 75% that Shakespeare's hype is deserved". Then it's an argument about whether those who think that Shakespeare's admirers are "cultish" are missing something that is there, or whether the members of Shakespeare's cult are seeing something that isn't there. Which would be a much more difficult argument for me to have personally, being as I'm naturally starting from a position of ignorance. I would have to retreat and insist that we talk about the role that Shakespeare
actually, in reality, plays in our society, rather than some hypothetical way (e.g. I admit that it is possible for Shakespeare to deserve the hype that he actually receives now [a modal statement], but the actual hype he receives is from something else - snobbery, elitism, etc [a weaker proposition than I started with]).
I'm much more comfortable where we are right now, where we're just arguing over whether Shakespeare is inaccessible.
By the way, I suspect there's a reason why the one character's name you remembered was Claudio. Can you think back over the plau and say why thst name may have stuck in yout mind?
It wasn't the only name I remembered, it was just the only name that I felt I needed to clarify as I'm not sure everyone would understand why I called him Wilson. I have no idea why I remember Claudio and not Lord Blackguy, nor why I remember Hero and Beatrice but not Evil Keanu. I would assume it's because the latter are played by much more famous actors, so their real names stuck in my head more than their characters' names. But I remember Kate Beckinsale's character's name, even though I mentally referred to her throughout as Kate Beckinsale, and Claudio's character's name, even though I mentally referred to him throughout as Wilson.
@Borachio: Well, the reason I kept referring to the actors' names in my post rather than the characters, and why I referred to tropes and the dog with shifty eyes, is because I'm reviewing this as if I were reviewing a modern film. And it
is a modern film. It's a film made in 1993 and watched in 2014. Shakespeare may have been really creative and original in storytelling 400 years ago, but now it seems dated and absurd. So why are we expected to continue to revere him and read/watch his plays? MAAN was a really bad example of storytelling and characterisation; why are schoolchildren still taught about it? There are countless films, plays, TV programmes, novels, radio plays and short stories that are orders of magnitude better than MAAN. Why, then, does Shakespeare deserve the hype? Hamlet had a lot of really silly moments too, like *spoiler alert* Ophelia's suicide -- it seems completely unbelievable, and was just thrown in there to advance the plot.
These are all things I would say about a modern film if I were reviewing it; but when I say it about *gasp*
Shakespeare, it sounds ridiculous. And people start pointing out all the things I've missed that make it not totally illogical, they point out the other characters that were actually pretty good, they point out that, in Shakespeare's time, it was a common trope of the genre for women to have bouts of hysteria and commit suicide (or whatever). None of those things make the play
better though, and if we're judging it solely on artistic merit, and by the same standards that we judge all art, then it falls down in pretty crippling ways.
This is not to say that Shakespeare shouldn't be revered in some form. I think it's right to laud him for his impact on culture and the English language, for advancing the art form and for providing base stories and characters that future writers would develop into more well rounded, well written stories and characters for centuries to come. But to laud him on artistic merit? Well, that requires us to delve into the 75% of Shakespeare's language that is inaccessible. And to do that requires the kind of investment of time and effort that excludes vast swathes of the population. It leads to overcompensation, too, and the exclusivity breeds snobbery, elitism, and "cultish" behaviour. It opens Shakespeare -- or rather, his cult -- up to the criticism that I, Pangur and others have made.