Which one would you rather do?

[Boundless]

Ah see women who like football. That's who you all need to date, then your problem is solved!

 

[classical_hero]

So are you saying you are the perfect woman then?

 

[Boundless]

Haha yeah, sure, why not.
What constitutes the perfect woman anyway? I'm not sure all supermodels live up to it!

 

[classical_hero]

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along, delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?

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Answer: The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

Men keep scrolling.

































So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re still reading this, it just illustrates another point:

WOMEN NEVER LISTEN.

 

[aelf]

And I thought people here are wise to future opportunities.

If you went on even one date with a supermodel, think about the future opportunities you will get. You might not actually get anywhere with her, but all you need is one picture of you and her on a date on your favourite social networking site. Even word of mouth will get you somewhere.

Watching a sports final with a bunch of other guys in a pub will not change your life in any way. Just watch a 2nd telecast or a recording. Your future self will probably thank you.

 

[Quackers]

I was also assuming a romantic date (they specifically used the word romantic) involved going back to my place.

Absolutely, otherwise it sounds like a waste of time....

 

[Perfection]

there is no such thing as a perfect man.

I disagree.

 

[Hygro]

Having finally met Downtown the other day I'm gonna go with the supermodel.

Spoiler :

I kid, I kid, you're always my first choice.
Godwynn you better watch your back

 

[Joecoolyo]

Supermodel, just because it is the most exotic of the two options.

 

[Narz]

I already date a model. And I don't like supersize women. I don't follow sports anymore so I don't care about that either. What's behind door #4?

 

[Bestbank Tiger]

I'll take seeing Troy and Hines get that third ring.

 

[Zack]

Sports, unless you change "date" to "bang".

 

[Maniacal]

I don't care for sports so I'd go with the supermodel. This is a bad question.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I'd watch the Cleveland Indians win a world series first

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I don't think dating a supermodel would have positive results for me, so I'm choosing to stay at home and watch proper football.

 

[_random_]

Seeing the Queen City Kitties in the Super Bowl would be really, really awesome, but I'd still go for the model. Honestly, I'm not entirely sure which one is more likely (and this is coming from an nerdy obese minor).

 

[Hygro]

Seeing the Queen City Kitties in the Super Bowl would be really, really awesome, but I'd still go for the model. Honestly, I'm not entirely sure which one is more likely (and this is coming from an nerdy obese minor).

Which means there's hope for you yet!

 

[illram]

Just a date? Hmm, easy choice.

 

[_random_]

Which means there's hope for you yet!

And what am I supposed to do? Eat right, excercise, and get my ass off the internet and work on becoming successful? See, that's the beauty of choosing the supermodel. Then I save myself a ton of effort. My actions have no effect on how well the Bengals play, so if it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen with or without me.

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

The chance to see Celtic win the Champions League, which brings with it the right to gloat in front of Takhisis - yeah, I'm going sports.

Also, supermodels aren't particularly appealing. Change it to celebrities like Rachel Weisz, then I have a difficult predicament.

In which case, probably Downtown.