Summary of an fun
chatNES Thlayli is running.
Rules:
- Each territory produces $2 normally, less when occupied to any degree.
- Can scrap units for half price.
- Capital is blue square; if capital your capital is taken you automatically lose $1 in income.
- Unit movement is vague.
- Unit Costs/Map Icon/General Vague Characteristic:
- Infantry - $1 – Black Dot – Cheap General Purpose
- Artillery - $3 – Green Dot – Defense/Support
- Light Tank - $5 – Blue Dot – Anti-Artillery/Infantry
- Heavy Tank -$7 – Red Dot – Dominates
- Transport - $1 – White Dot[In Water] – Hold 2 Inf or 1 Inf and 1 non-Inf
- Battleship - $3 – Black Dot[In Water] – Mobile Artillery (limited range obviously)
- Fighter - $2 – White Dot - $2 RESEARCH COST – Shreds Inf, Can’t Capture Territory on own
Players:
Yellow -
Kraz
Red -
Matt
Purple -
Owen (through update2) ->
Ken (update3)
Brown -
Conehead
Green -
Theige
UPDATE ZERO:
[00:27:50] <%Thlayli> matt has one island terrain, one coastal terrain in the middle, and one economically lucrative rainforest terrain
[00:28:17] <%Thlayli> kraz has desert in the north, hilly coastline in the west, and plains in the east
[00:28:40] <%Thlayli> purple has mountains in the north, plains in the middle, and nice temperate coastline in the south
[00:29:25] <%Thlayli> green has forests in the east, mountains in the middle, and grasslands in the west
[00:29:51] <%Thlayli> brown has rugged hills in the south, a nice river valley in the middle, and temperate coastline in the north
UPDATE ONE:
[00:35:16] <%Thlayli> First part of update ONE:
[00:35:47] <%Thlayli> WAR! The dastardly chinese-mexican Mejicans have planned a war to capture the rich grasslands of central Lentilia, Matt's dudes!
[00:35:53] <%Thlayli> But Matt's dudes have prepared a counterattack!
[00:36:03] <%Thlayli> The Yellow forces swarm across the northern border, and they make some headway!
[00:36:16] <%Thlayli> Unfortunately for them the Lentilians have left most of their troops to guard against just this!
[00:36:24] <%Thlayli> So there is a bit of a stalemate after losing a bit of territory
[00:36:34] <%Thlayli> The Lentilians, however, have planned a counterattack of their own!
[00:36:51] <%Thlayli> With a powerful new battleship and some transports, they drop off two infantry on Kraz's coastlines!
[00:36:58] <%Thlayli> He has left only one pitiful dude to defend this
[00:37:12] <%Thlayli> And so some of the coastline is lost, but not much cause it's a pretty small territory
[00:37:17] <%Thlayli> The naval superiority helps though!
[00:39:45] <%Thlayli> Update Part Two: HOLY




[00:40:01] <%Thlayli> In the south, Owen's Purple Dudes enjoy relaxing and not generally causing much harm!
[00:40:25] <%Thlayli> The Glyndwrian Army is deployed to the northern mountain passes to observe the Great Northern Conflict!
[00:40:36] <%Thlayli> Unfortunately, they declined to protect their core coastal territory!
[00:40:48] <%Thlayli> This territory was cruelly violated by the army of the dastardly ecotopians!
[00:41:04] <%Thlayli> And soon, the capital of Welshia is UNDER THREAT BY THE HEAVY TANK REGIMENTS OF THE THEIGEIST ECOTOPIANS
[00:41:22] <%Thlayli> Green forces have advanced well into the core of Owen's territory, and a conscript regiment has risen up to defend against this!
[00:41:53] <%Thlayli> Unfortunately Owen will soon be reduced to basically those dudes from Braveheart stuck up in the mountains unless he figures something out and fast!
[00:43:11] <%Thlayli> Part Three: OH BUT WAIT...
[00:43:33] <%Thlayli> This cowardly invasion activates the mutual defense pact between the Glyndwrians and the Coneheadian EMPIRE
[00:43:52] <%Thlayli> Coneheadian forces begin a double envelopment to attack the advancing Ecotopian Army!
[00:44:29] <%Thlayli> And the vast ecotopian forces swallow up conehead's advancing troops, which still manage to occupy a lot of it!
INCOME:
[00:48:11] <%Thlayli> owen, you get 5$
[00:48:23] <%Thlayli> theige you get 6$
[00:48:26] <%Thlayli> coney you get 7$
[00:48:32] <%Thlayli> matt you get 6$
[00:48:46] <%Thlayli> kraz you get 6$
UPDATE TWO:
[01:01:39] <%Thlayli> SUMMARY OF THE GREAT SOUTHERN CONFLICT
[01:02:12] <%Thlayli> THE WELSH GLYNDWERIANS DESPARATELY RALLY UNITS FROM THEIR PEOPLE TO PUSH BACK THE ECOTOPIAN ASSAULT ON THE CAPITAL
[01:02:31] <%Thlayli> THE ECOTOPIAN ARMY HAS POWERFUL TANKS, BUT AFTER PROBING THE CAPITAL THEY REALIZE THEIR SUPPLY LINES ARE ABOUT TO GET CUT OFF
[01:02:45] <%Thlayli> BECAUSE THE CONEHEADIAN ARMY INVADED THEIR CENTRAL PROVINCE ESSENTIALLY UNOPPOSED!
[01:02:49] <%Thlayli> SO THEY GO




THAT AND WITHDRAW
[01:03:10] <%Thlayli> HOWEVER THE ECOTOPIAN HEAVY TANKS ARE A BEAST AND DESTROY LIKE TONS OF OWEN AND CONEHEAD'S UNITS
[01:03:48] <%Thlayli> HOWEVER, THE ECOTOPIANS ALSO LAUNCHED A SECONDARY ATTACK
[01:03:59] <%Thlayli> THEY BUILT A TRANSPORT AND SOME GUYS AND STEALTHED CONEY'S CAPITAL!?
[01:04:11] <%Thlayli> SO THE BROWN CAPITAL FALLS AND THE BROWN DUDES ARE TOTALLY IN DISARRAY
[01:04:42] <%Thlayli> BOTH BROWN AND GREEN GET SOME PARTISANS
[01:04:54] <%Thlayli> AS THINGS STAND THE GREEN SOUTHERN ARMY IS TOTALLY EXHAUSTED AND ALMOST CUT OFF
[01:05:02] <%Thlayli> BUT IT'S STILL PRETTY BADASS
[01:05:40] <%Thlayli> AND DESPITE LOSING THEIR CAPITAL THEY TOOK MOST OF THE CENTRAL GREEN PROVINCE SO CONEY DOESN'T LOSE THAT MUCH CASH MONEY
[01:06:29] <%Thlayli> THE WELSH KEEP THEIR LARGE NORTHERN ARMY OMINOUSLY IN THE MOUNTAINS AND ARE BASICALLY SITTING PRETTY
[01:14:40] <Thlayli> THE GREAT NORTHERN CONFLICT:
[01:15:00] <Thlayli> THE REDTONIANS OF LENTILIA BELONGING TO MATT BEGIN WITH A STAGED WITHDRAWAL FROM THE ONLY THING THEY ACTUALLY CAPTURED
[01:15:19] <Thlayli> BUT NOT TO THE KRAZTATORSHIP WHICH WASN'T PLANNING TO RECONQUER IT ACTUALLY
[01:15:35] <Thlayli> THE MEJICANS IN FACT PREPARED A STRONG FORTIFIED POSITION
[01:15:42] <Thlayli> AND THEY HAPPILY REOCCUPIED THEIR PROVINCE
[01:15:49] <Thlayli> HOWEVER, THE LENTILIANS BROUGHT OUT SOME LIGHT TANKS
[01:16:07] <Thlayli> WHICH KILLED TONS OF KRAZ'S DUDES AND PUSHED THEM ALMOST OUT OF THE CENTRAL PROVINCE
[01:16:15] <Thlayli> BUT NOT ENTIRELY BECAUSE AS SAID BEFORE THEY WERE BASICALLY ON THE DEFENSE
[01:16:44] <Thlayli> EXCEPT IN MATT'S EASTERN PROVINCE WHERE SOME CRAZY INFANTRY DIVISIONS CAPTURED A LOT OF JUNGLE AND SOME DIAMOND MINES
INCOME:
[01:22:10] <%Thlayli> theige gets 5$
[01:22:19] <%Thlayli> coney gets 6$
[01:23:33] <%Thlayli> MATT HAAAAS
[01:23:45] <%Thlayli> 5$
[01:23:57] <%Thlayli> AND KRAZ HAS 7$
[01:45:55] <+Kentharu> uh how much moneys do i have
[01:46:21] <%Thlayli> you will have 6$
[01:27:27] <%Thlayli> THE PURPLE COUNTRY OF OWENTOPIA ANNOUNCES
[01:27:39] <%Thlayli> THAT IT IS WITHDRAWING FROM THE CONFLICT WITH THEIGE
[01:27:51] <%Thlayli> AND ANY COUNTRY THAT PAYS IT 10$ WILL GET ITS FULL ALLIANCE
UPDATE THREE:
[01:46:29] <%Thlayli> THE GREAT SOUTHERN CONFLICT:
[01:46:45] <%Thlayli> BASICALLY, OWEN'S WELSHTOPIANS GOT THOSE WEIRD GREEN GUYS OUT SO THEY PEACE AND WITHDRAW
[01:47:10] <%Thlayli> RECOGNIZING THIS AND THE LOSS OF THEIR CAPITAL, CONEY'S EASTERN ARMY WITHDRAWS FROM THE EASTERN PROVINCE OF THE ECOTOPIANS
[01:47:28] <%Thlayli> THEY SEND THESE FORCES NORTH, AND THEY RAPIDLY BESIEGE THEIR OLD CAPITAL
[01:47:45] <%Thlayli> THE ECOTOPIAN NORTHERN ARMY IS IN DIRE STRAITS BUT IT HOLDS ON TO CONEY CAPITAL FOR NOW
[01:48:21] <%Thlayli> IN THE SOUTH, THE HEAVY TANK CONTINUES TO BE AWESOME AND RECONQUERS ALL OF THE EASTERN PROVINCE AND SPEARHEADS INTO SOUTHERN CONEHEADIA
[01:49:51] <%Thlayli> ANYHOW, THE ECOTOPIANS INVEST IN A




TON OF GUYS TO PROTECT THEIR CAPITAL
[01:50:03] <%Thlayli> WHICH TURNED OUT TO BE A GOOD PLAN AS CONEHEAD INVESTED IN SOME LIGHT TANKS TO CAPTURE IT
[01:50:11] <%Thlayli> THE LIGHT TANKS KILL A GOOD NUMBER OF THEIGE'S DUDES
[01:50:16] <%Thlayli> BUT THEY HAVEN'T CAPTURED HIS CAPITAL YET
[01:50:40] <%Thlayli> SO NOW TWO CAPITALS ARE UNDER THREAT BY THE CONEHEADIANS, BUT THEIGE'S EASTERN ARMY CONTINUES TO WIN VICTORIES
[01:50:45] <%Thlayli> THE WAR HANGS IN THE BALANCE!
[01:57:51] <%Thlayli> THE GREAT NORTHERN CONFLICT:
[01:58:11] <%Thlayli> AGAIN, BOTH SIDES ESSENTIALLY TRY TO PUMMEL EACH OTHER IN THE CENTER, BUT BOTH SIDES UNVEIL NEW WEAPONS!
[01:58:38] <%Thlayli> THE LENTILIANS DISCOVER SOMEHOW TO THROW STUFF UP IN THE SKY AND MAKE IT STAY THERE
[01:58:44] <@Kraznij> DUDE FIGHTERS
[01:58:50] <@Kraznij> I HEARD THOSE WERE GOOD AGAINST LAND FORCES
[01:58:52] <@Kraznij> WAIT WHAT
[01:58:52] <%Thlayli> AND THE CHINKOMEXICANS BASICALLY GET HEAVY TANKS
[01:59:04] <%Thlayli> IN THE EAST, CONFUSING JUNGLE FIGHTING IS CONFUSING
[01:59:27] <%Thlayli> HOWEVER THE ADDITION OF THIS FIGHTER LETS THE LENTILIANS STRAFE A TON OF ENCIRCLING MEJICAN DUDES
[01:59:33] <%Thlayli> SO A LOT OF TERRITORY IS REGAINED THERE
[02:00:23] <%Thlayli> IN THE CENTER, THE NUMERICAL ADVANTAGE AND AIR SUPERIORITY OF THE LENTILIANS ALLOWS THEM TO PUSH NORTH AS WELL
[02:00:30] <%Thlayli> HOWEVER, AS SOON AS THEY GET INTO KRAZ'S TERRITORY
[02:00:40] <%Thlayli> KRAZ'S HEAVY TANK WIPES THE FLOOR WITH MATT'S PANSY ASS LIGHT TANK
[02:00:51] <%Thlayli> AND BLOWS IT UP IN A COOL EXPLOSION
[02:01:22] <%Thlayli> SO NOW ESSENTIALLY BOTH SIDES ARE FAIRLY DECIMATED WITH MINOR TERRITORIAL EXCHANGES HAVING OCCURED
INCOME:
[02:08:41] <%Thlayli> coney gets 5$
[02:08:51] <%Thlayli> kenny gets 6$
[02:09:08] <%Thlayli> theige gets 5$
[02:09:34] <%Thlayli> I lied, matt gets 6$
[02:09:49] <%Thlayli> kraz also gets ^$
