Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by PrinceOfLeigh, Aug 18, 2006.
Well that's handy if you forget it
I'm humiliated to say I have never posted a link in my life .
It is on the CourtTV site I think under the Smoking Gun section. If that
is wrong let me know and I'll hunt it down a little better.
Well, there's no time like the present
For you all, I present this very convinvcing argument for legalised abortion and euthanasia:
All tattoos suck, but I especially hate the "I'm a 'ho" tats on the lower back, they probably have a name but I mean the ones that girls get on their lower back just above the nickel slot, and then they get old and we all know how that turns out. Nasty, just as bad as smoking or gum chewing for complete and final turn-off.
I haven't seen any in person, but the ones I've seen on the net are just tragic.. I just hope the owner doesn't wake up one day and want rid of it.
One that stands out is the woman who sold her forehead as advertising space for about $10,000. She ended up with some casino's name on her forehead in big fat letters. Seriously.
Here are some of those that are just.. including the woman with the ad on her forehead: http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/2005/10/really-bad-tattoos.html
Ironduck, that's a hilarious link.
I doubt modern psychology can even begin to penetrate the psyche of this Mr. Cool Ice.
not a real 1, but dunno if anyone dumb enough to have this on their body.
prepare to be rediculed for life
I saw a guy with the number "38" tattooed right next to his eye. I'm guesing it was his calibre of choice, but his friends (they were both cholos, Mexican gang-bangers), in an attempt to scare me (I was on my mission at the time), said, "that's how many people he's killed". The reason that is such a bad idea is that now he can't kill anyone else, no matter how much he might need to, without getting the tattoo removed.
Unless he kills 50 more people and can thus have his tattoo amended.
Then he can also say that he has killed "double infinity" people.
Saw a girl in a rather low rent establishment with "100% Beer" Tattoed on her letft butt cheek. That gotta be the worst I've seen.
I used to work with a guy in the Marines that had this tattoo - the front of an elephant's head right above his crotch. Yes, the elephant's trunk was...
Anyway, in order to be effective, he had to shave regularly.
Permanent proof of temporary insanity.
She showed you her left butt cheek?
Any Chinese symbol, unless you are Chinese or of Chinese Descent.
I just like the look on the face of the guy in the lower right.
There is the front shot of Mr. Cool Ice.
And the worst thing is it's all faded and dumb looking. And it's not even artistic, it's just three lines.
I knew a guy who had a rabbit tattooed on his stomach. The rabbit was oriented so that the guy's naval coincided with the rabbit's anus.
I knew another guy who had a bumble bee tattooed on the end of his male member. That had to hurt.
It is common (more likely required) for members of the Aryan Brotherhood prison gang and the Nazi Lowriders street gang to have tattoos of Hitler and other Nazi symbology. "88" is popular - "H" being the eighth letter of the alphabet. Soimetimes though they get confused and have their swastikas backwards.
I saw another guy who had "5150" tattooed across his forehead. 5150 is the section of the California Penal Code which deals with "crazies."
Oriental writing is now popular in tattoos. It can backfire though if you don't know what you're doing. I met a guy who thought his tattoo said "strong warrior." It actually said "baka gaijin" which in Japanese means stupid foreigner.
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