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Worst Tattoo Ever?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by PrinceOfLeigh, Aug 18, 2006.

  1. Masquerouge

    Masquerouge Deity

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    Well that's handy if you forget it :)
     
  2. dgfred

    dgfred Sports Freak

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    I'm humiliated to say I have never posted a link in my life :blush: :blush: .

    It is on the CourtTV site I think under the Smoking Gun section. If that
    is wrong let me know and I'll hunt it down a little better.
     
  3. nonconformist

    nonconformist Miserable

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    Well, there's no time like the present :D

    For you all, I present this very convinvcing argument for legalised abortion and euthanasia:
    Spoiler :
     
  4. Sanaz

    Sanaz Gorilla Joe

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    All tattoos suck, but I especially hate the "I'm a 'ho" tats on the lower back, they probably have a name but I mean the ones that girls get on their lower back just above the nickel slot, and then they get old and we all know how that turns out. Nasty, just as bad as smoking or gum chewing for complete and final turn-off.
     
  5. ironduck

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    I haven't seen any in person, but the ones I've seen on the net are just tragic.. I just hope the owner doesn't wake up one day and want rid of it.

    One that stands out is the woman who sold her forehead as advertising space for about $10,000. She ended up with some casino's name on her forehead in big fat letters. Seriously.
     
  6. ironduck

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  7. WillJ

    WillJ Coolness Connoisseur

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    Ironduck, that's a hilarious link.



    I doubt modern psychology can even begin to penetrate the psyche of this Mr. Cool Ice.
     
  8. Ramius75

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    not a real 1, but dunno if anyone dumb enough to have this on their body.



    prepare to be rediculed for life
     
  9. Eran of Arcadia

    Eran of Arcadia Stormin' Mormon Retired Moderator

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    I saw a guy with the number "38" tattooed right next to his eye. I'm guesing it was his calibre of choice, but his friends (they were both cholos, Mexican gang-bangers), in an attempt to scare me (I was on my mission at the time), said, "that's how many people he's killed". The reason that is such a bad idea is that now he can't kill anyone else, no matter how much he might need to, without getting the tattoo removed.
     
  10. amadeus

    amadeus めっちゃしんどい

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    Unless he kills 50 more people and can thus have his tattoo amended.
     
  11. Dawgphood001

    Dawgphood001 The Professional Poster

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    Then he can also say that he has killed "double infinity" people.:lol:
     
  12. Low Tier Hero

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    Saw a girl in a rather low rent establishment with "100% Beer" Tattoed on her letft butt cheek. That gotta be the worst I've seen.
     
  13. Lotus49

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    I used to work with a guy in the Marines that had this tattoo - the front of an elephant's head right above his crotch. Yes, the elephant's trunk was...

    Anyway, in order to be effective, he had to shave regularly.
     
  14. {|}$~\

    {|}$~\ Prince

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    Permanent proof of temporary insanity.
     
  15. puglover

    puglover Disturber of Worldviews

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    She showed you her left butt cheek?
     
  16. Godwynn

    Godwynn March to the Sea

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    Any Chinese symbol, unless you are Chinese or of Chinese Descent.
     
  17. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    :lol: I just like the look on the face of the guy in the lower right.
     
  18. Godwynn

    Godwynn March to the Sea

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    There is the front shot of Mr. Cool Ice.
     
  19. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    And the worst thing is it's all faded and dumb looking. And it's not even artistic, it's just three lines.
     
  20. 7ronin

    7ronin 海軍少佐

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    I knew a guy who had a rabbit tattooed on his stomach. The rabbit was oriented so that the guy's naval coincided with the rabbit's anus.

    I knew another guy who had a bumble bee tattooed on the end of his male member. That had to hurt.

    It is common (more likely required) for members of the Aryan Brotherhood prison gang and the Nazi Lowriders street gang to have tattoos of Hitler and other Nazi symbology. "88" is popular - "H" being the eighth letter of the alphabet. Soimetimes though they get confused and have their swastikas backwards.

    I saw another guy who had "5150" tattooed across his forehead. 5150 is the section of the California Penal Code which deals with "crazies."

    Oriental writing is now popular in tattoos. It can backfire though if you don't know what you're doing. I met a guy who thought his tattoo said "strong warrior." It actually said "baka gaijin" which in Japanese means stupid foreigner.
     

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