DBear
unbeliever
People who get Chinese tattoos without knowing any Chinese characters. How do they know what they're getting?
Worst Tattoo Ever?
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RameNoodle
ND Number 1!
Any and all forms.
The lawn mower tatoos are interesting
http://www.bodygraphics.ca/htm/lawnmower.htm
http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0001323.html
http://www.bodygraphics.ca/htm/lawnmower.htm
http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0001323.html
Oerdin
Deity
I've always hated those idiots who get Japanese or Chinese language script tattooed on themselves. Most tattoo artists are white so you end up with people who are attempting to write things in a language they don't know using a script they are unfamiliar with. The results of fricking halarious.
Cuchullain
Prince
I hate tattoo's in general, but especially tramp stamps, and those insipid barbed wire tattoo's.
I am the Future
Oi Oi Oi !!!
A 20 year old who had his 14 year old girlfriends name tattooed on his neck.
HE covered it up with a rose, but if you look closely you can still read shayla
HE covered it up with a rose, but if you look closely you can still read shayla
Bigfoot3814
Deity
I find it hard to believe those are tattoos rather than just drawn. They're too dumb.
Bigfoot3814
Deity
Strangely inspiring.
I love you, honey.
I love you, honey.
ParadigmShifter
Random Nonsense Generator
Even though I am an Evertonian, this made me chuckle. I even had to visit a Liverpool FC website to get the picture, but I'm OK again now.
WICKLC1
King
jeps
Arcadefire
My friend was telling me about this girl he saw once. He's japanese, and was at a club. he was talking to this girl, and notices her tramp stamp (mistake number one, have fun at childbirth!
). its a japanese character. he is shocked at what it says. he asks her what it means to see if it was intended. it wasnt. apparently she believed it said "hope". it said "prostitute". 
serves her right, seriously.
There is a number of outright terrible ones and most others are simply stupid.
However, I have seen one example of tattoo in my life which was really beautiful. It was on a hospital nurse who had exceptionally beautiful, long, slender, yet curvy legs. Lower part of her crura (is that the right word?), right above ankles were covered with some celtic spiral patterns, which really succeeded in stressing/underlying that. She was very beautiful blonde on her own right, but these legs made me look after her for a LONG time. I usually don't do that.
I'd never have thought I could describe tattoo as "tasteful" or "classy", but that was exactly what it was.
However, I have seen one example of tattoo in my life which was really beautiful. It was on a hospital nurse who had exceptionally beautiful, long, slender, yet curvy legs. Lower part of her crura (is that the right word?), right above ankles were covered with some celtic spiral patterns, which really succeeded in stressing/underlying that. She was very beautiful blonde on her own right, but these legs made me look after her for a LONG time. I usually don't do that.
I'd never have thought I could describe tattoo as "tasteful" or "classy", but that was exactly what it was.
Quiet Sound
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Mr. Cool Ice ranks near the top in my book.
Lillefix
I'm serious. You can.
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There are too few pictures here:
First one is someone who has the name of his former girlfriend on his back. And it's big too.
The one to the left was supposed to be a woman, but the "artist" forgot breasts. Not that it would have made it much better
Why someone wants to tatoo "lake Area Punx" on their stomach I've yet to figure out.
He designed the motif himself!
That is sooo embarrassing. And no one will remove it because it's stupid to be tattood on the neck apparently.
The date(of birth) is wrong, and it is generally ugly.
Check the address of the picture if you're unsure who this is.
He was on a trip to Ayia Napa and while drunk got a tattoo that said. "Marius cum me in the ass"(You americans can tolerate these words, can't you?). A few days later he realized the mistake and went to remove it, but when he came back he had a new tattoo which said "AND I TOOK IT LIKE A MAN". That is just dumb.
Beware: this is a male behind
And here are some more http://fhm.no/gallery/14785/45413
First one is someone who has the name of his former girlfriend on his back. And it's big too.
The one to the left was supposed to be a woman, but the "artist" forgot breasts. Not that it would have made it much better
Why someone wants to tatoo "lake Area Punx" on their stomach I've yet to figure out.
He designed the motif himself!
That is sooo embarrassing. And no one will remove it because it's stupid to be tattood on the neck apparently.
The date(of birth) is wrong, and it is generally ugly.
Check the address of the picture if you're unsure who this is.
He was on a trip to Ayia Napa and while drunk got a tattoo that said. "Marius cum me in the ass"(You americans can tolerate these words, can't you?). A few days later he realized the mistake and went to remove it, but when he came back he had a new tattoo which said "AND I TOOK IT LIKE A MAN". That is just dumb.
Beware: this is a male behind
Spoiler :
And here are some more http://fhm.no/gallery/14785/45413
Quiet Sound
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Nice finds.
