You know you spend too much time on CFC when ...

[civverguy]

142.People in your family become a Moderator for CFC just for banning you so you will spend more time with your family than on CFC.

 

[Swedishguy]

143# You force your family to un-ban you because of this.

 

[Pentium]

143# You force your family to un-ban you because of this.

144. You attempt to ban your parents in RL.

 

[azzaman333]

144. You attempt to ban your parents in RL.

145. You put your parents on your ignore list, and wonder why you can still hear them.
146. You realise its because someone else quoted them for your 'benefit'

 

[Swedishguy]

147# You ignore everone that quotes your parents.

 

[Xersex]

148. You've been looking at so many people's profiles before joining the message board, you try to be as hilarious as them when you're joining.

 

[Catharsis]

149. You point out that you can't view someone's profile if you aren't registered, and accuse Xersex of being a liar as well as an obvious pervert.

 

[Pentium]

150. You spend so much time here as a guest than TF desides to give you the access to user profiles.

 

[Swedishguy]

150. You spend so much time here as a guest than TF desides to give you the access to user profiles.

WRONG! A true CFCer is never a guest.

 

[Pentium]

WRONG! A true CFCer is never a guest.

A true CFCer is always a welcome guest.

 

[civverguy]

151: You wear a costume and when people ask you why you are wearing it you say that it is your CFC avatar.

 

[Sophie 378]

152. Your Halloween costume is your avatar.
153. Your Halloween costume is someone else's avatar.

 

[Swedishguy]

154# You have died because you posted to much.

 

[carmen510]

155. You believe in CFC Heaven.
156. You kill yourself when you're banned.

 

[Catharsis]

157. You fear CFC hell, because stellar converter is there.

 

[Tee Kay]

158. You pressured your government to make the day CFC was first hosted by TF a national holiday.

 

[Pentium]

158. You pressured your government to make the day CFC was first hosted by TF a national holiday.

159. You succeded.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

160 You get it declared a global holiday by the UN.

 

[Swedishguy]

161# People get chronically depressed whenever you change avatar.

 

[Pentium]

162. That was easy, you're the Secretary General anyway

Edit: X-post, referring to #160.