You know you spend too much time on CFC when ...

[Catharsis]

185. You start hate campaigns against other sections of the forum for reasons even you don't know. (Guilty )

176. You then try to get quoted many more times. (Not me)

186. You invade serious threads and make pointless one-liners in the hope of getting quoted. (Guilty again )

 

[Swedishguy]

187# Your parents refrain you from using the internet. (Guilty)
188# You kill them. (NOT Guilty)

 

[Nerdking]

189. Your math teacher has come to terms with the fact that you will not learn before you can log on and take a look at the forum games.

 

[Catharsis]

190. (I did this just now.) When you see a spam thread in Off-Topic and a moderator (Whomp) on duty, you start tracking his actions as he deals with the thread (by viewing his user profile) while accompanying the whole thing with a commentary in your head, spoken in a nasal Howard Cosell voice. ("He's viewing the site index, and you have to say the situation is looking dire for this thread now.")

...who said 'freak'?

 

[carmen510]

191. You find yourself trying to make a biography for EVERY SINGLE CFC MEMBER.

 

[flyingchicken]

192. You get most of your funny quotes from CFC members.

 

[Swedishguy]

193# You're about to write a book about CFC.

 

[flyingchicken]

194. You accidentally said something and your immediate reaction is to look for an edit button.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

185. You start hate campaigns against other sections of the forum for reasons even you don't know. (Guilty )



186. You invade serious threads and make pointless one-liners in the hope of getting quoted. (Guilty again )

195. You care enough to defend against these hateful assaults!

191. You find yourself trying to make a biography for EVERY SINGLE CFC MEMBER.

How's that going?

 

[CCA]

You remember the times when:

196. Pasi was a conservative bible-thumphing christian
197. Mobboss was a flaming hippie with long hair
198. The post count of Perfection was 0

and thats all I could think of.

 

[carmen510]

199. You skip doing homework to look at the forums.
200. You convinced friends to join the forums. (I did, 3 friends)
201. You confuse ruling a country in an NES and a country in real life.

 

[Swedishguy]

202# You have posted a picture of yourself.

 

[sirtommygunn]

198. The post count of Perfection was 0

HOLY CRAP THERE WAS A TIME WHEN perfection's POSTCOUNT WAS ZERO??????

 

[Zarn]

HOLY CRAP THERE WAS A TIME WHEN perfection's POSTCOUNT WAS ZERO??????

I use to have a higher post count than him (and by a bit of a margin), and I joined shortly after he did.

When he surpassed me, I accused him of being a spammer. Another poster pointed out that I joined later, so I was the spammer. I then said that Perfection did not post much at first, but then took off. Perfection then agreed with me, probably to get +1 post.

This is all off of memory, though.

 

[flyingchicken]

203. You feel everything will eventually end up as a contest of passions.

 

[Swedishguy]

204# You have made the US government shut down CFC!

 

[Catharsis]

205. OMG TEH FORUMZ R DOWN! I need to cut myself! /angst

 

[DvD-IT]

206 (205.5). Every time the forums are down, you become emo and start cutting yourself.

207. You think "social life" is a new Mod for cIV, or a new kind of civics for cIV.

 

[Swedishguy]

208# What the hell is "Civ"?

 

[Sebiche]

in school when they ask "hey, do you have a myspace?" you say "no. I have a civfanatics acount." without a single drop of remorse