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Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Sophie 378, Dec 22, 2006.

  1. Catharsis

    Catharsis catch u on the flip scythe

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    185. You start hate campaigns against other sections of the forum for reasons even you don't know. (Guilty :blush:)

    186. You invade serious threads and make pointless one-liners in the hope of getting quoted. (Guilty again :blush:)
     
  2. Swedishguy

    Swedishguy Deity

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    187# Your parents refrain you from using the internet. (Guilty)
    188# You kill them. (NOT Guilty)
     
  3. Nerdking

    Nerdking DID YOU KNOW THAT?

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    189. Your math teacher has come to terms with the fact that you will not learn before you can log on and take a look at the forum games.
     
  4. Catharsis

    Catharsis catch u on the flip scythe

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    190. (I did this just now.) When you see a spam thread in Off-Topic and a moderator (Whomp) on duty, you start tracking his actions as he deals with the thread (by viewing his user profile) while accompanying the whole thing with a commentary in your head, spoken in a nasal Howard Cosell voice. ("He's viewing the site index, and you have to say the situation is looking dire for this thread now.")

    ...who said 'freak'? :mad:
     
  5. carmen510

    carmen510 Deity

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    191. You find yourself trying to make a biography for EVERY SINGLE CFC MEMBER.
     
  6. flyingchicken

    flyingchicken Deity

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    192. You get most of your funny quotes from CFC members.
     
  7. Swedishguy

    Swedishguy Deity

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    193# You're about to write a book about CFC.
     
  8. flyingchicken

    flyingchicken Deity

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    194. You accidentally said something and your immediate reaction is to look for an edit button.
     
  9. Lord_Iggy

    Lord_Iggy Tsesk'ihe

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    195. You care enough to defend against these hateful assaults!

    How's that going?
     
  10. CCA

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    You remember the times when:

    196. Pasi was a conservative bible-thumphing christian
    197. Mobboss was a flaming hippie with long hair
    198. The post count of Perfection was 0

    and thats all I could think of.
     
  11. carmen510

    carmen510 Deity

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    199. You skip doing homework to look at the forums.
    200. You convinced friends to join the forums. (I did, 3 friends)
    201. You confuse ruling a country in an NES and a country in real life.
     
  12. Swedishguy

    Swedishguy Deity

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    202# You have posted a picture of yourself.
     
  13. sirtommygunn

    sirtommygunn Emperor

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    HOLY CRAP THERE WAS A TIME WHEN perfection's POSTCOUNT WAS ZERO??????
     
  14. Zarn

    Zarn Le Républicain Catholique

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    I use to have a higher post count than him (and by a bit of a margin), and I joined shortly after he did.

    When he surpassed me, I accused him of being a spammer. Another poster pointed out that I joined later, so I was the spammer. I then said that Perfection did not post much at first, but then took off. Perfection then agreed with me, probably to get +1 post.

    This is all off of memory, though.
     
  15. flyingchicken

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    203. You feel everything will eventually end up as a contest of passions.
     
  16. Swedishguy

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    204# You have made the US government shut down CFC!
     
  17. Catharsis

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    205. OMG TEH FORUMZ R DOWN! I need to cut myself! /angst
     
  18. DvD-IT

    DvD-IT Busy Legionary

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    206 (205.5). Every time the forums are down, you become emo and start cutting yourself.

    207. You think "social life" is a new Mod for cIV, or a new kind of civics for cIV.
     
  19. Swedishguy

    Swedishguy Deity

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    208# What the hell is "Civ"?
     
  20. Sebiche

    Sebiche is better than you

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    in school when they ask "hey, do you have a myspace?" you say "no. I have a civfanatics acount." without a single drop of remorse
     

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