Your band name: <here>

[Zardnaar]

Eklectic (spelled incorrectly on purpose)

Edgelord

 

[Lemon Merchant]

The Vomit Comets

Molly's Knickers

The Sick %&@#s

 

[Socrates99]

Only Here for the Beer

Broken Blob Top

 

[AmazonQueen]

Clytemnestra's Axe
Orestes and the Furies

 

[Snerk]

Tackleshaft.

 

[Arakhor]

Are you trying to outArakhor Arakhor?

Don't. One is already more than enough.

Despite my long and elaborate attachment to terrible puns, I'm hardly the godfather of bad humour, you know.

I don't have any long-held band names (due to my almost total lack of musical talent), but I did love the band name Bjorn Again the moment I heard it. (It's an ABBA tribute band with a cheesy pun for a name - what's there not to love?)

 

[Catharsis]

The Beatles 2

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Nitwit
The Derpaholics
Django's Bongos

 

[The_J]

If I had a band, it would be a black metal band, and probably named the raging pink bunnies

 

[hobbsyoyo]

The Dithering Idiots (it was originally going to be the dithering <sex toys> but I don't think I can post that)

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

(source)

 

[Ironsided]

Lokomotiv Helsinki

 

[hobbsyoyo]

I think Ironsided would be a good band name tbh

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Sciatic Attack
Hobbled Hobbits

 

[AmazonQueen]

Awesome Auditors
West Coast Experimental Pop Art Band (oh, wait, that was a real band)
Antarctic Simians

 

[Fippy]

If I had a band, it would be a black metal band, and probably named the raging pink bunnies

Sounds dangerous, you might be hunted for playing false norwegian black metal

 

[AdamCrock]

Lokomotiv Helsinki

*FC
...cos it sounds a bit like a football club

 

[hobbsyoyo]

The rah rah rah's
Synsory Deprivation

 

[tjs282]

The Candy Fish Experiment

Spoiler Source/inspiration :

https://academic.oup.com/icesjms/article/70/7/1281/611906

... which I found listed in the References section of an article I proofed the other day.

 

[Gori the Grey]

Awkward Social Situations

it's a grunge-punk band